*Mated and Fucking Sorry*- We warned you, but you thought you could take it or leave it. THAT'S NOT HOW ADDICTION WORKS!

[SchadenfreudePersonified]

Please fill up the other thread first - there's still five pages and we're going to need every one of them!

Cheers, fellow obsessives.

It's going to be a long and busy ride to hell . . .

Who's the lady in the middle that Davina is talking to? Alycia?

No wait it's Carly! The 'experts' just said so!

@SillyCow6

I wish theyd stop showing this Lose a stone in 21 days ad while Im trying to concentrate on not dropping minstrels down my cleavage

It’s really rude, isn’t it? I’m trying to eat cake here.

Carly and Ashley now have the measure of DaviNA

And Nasser is right. Patrick is really lucky and Charlene is awesome.

I agree with whoever said previously that the lack of hen and stag do's means it's harder to get to know everyone. I think they did that to have the shock factor of John walking in at the dinner party.

@SillyCow6

I wish theyd stop showing this Lose a stone in 21 days ad while Im trying to concentrate on not dropping minstrels down my cleavage

I totally agree Silly. Ive just finished eating a Corneto 😄

Ashley’s always there with a listening ear, isn’t she?

@SillyCow6

I wish theyd stop showing this Lose a stone in 21 days ad while Im trying to concentrate on not dropping minstrels down my cleavage

Sarah and Nasser need to have a chat show together

I-take-it-all-back! Davina is horrible. And not a little nuts.

@houseofrabbits

No wait it's Carly! The 'experts' just said so!

And they would know . . .

Ok Im warming to Nasser!

We’re gonna hang out and goss’😀😀😀

Would love to live next door to Nasser

@Italiangreyhound

I-take-it-all-back! Davina is horrible. And not a little nuts.

I didn’t want to say I told you so, but... she’s so much worse than even I thought she would be!

@SchadenfreudePersonified that is a good point 😂

@RinderTinderNotRinderGrinder

Sarah and Nasser need to have a chat show together

I was just thinking that if Telv andGabrielle hadn't applied, Nasser and Sarah would have made a brilliant pair.

I’d walk out of there if I was in a few of their shoes. $200/ day wouldn’t be enough for me to put up with some of them!

@rainbowlou

We’re gonna hang out and goss’😀😀😀

Would love to live next door to Nasser

Raises hand!

I wondered the same thing LittleRed. I have a friend who's very similar, seems a little camp but is definitely straight.

If I was Jo, I couldn’t be away from my children to be part of an experiment that clearly wasn’t working!

Tracey's makeup is weirdly green

How come at the beginning of every episode I get ready for a marathon then when it ends I sit there waiting for it to come back on after the adverts - it's never long enough.

I fear I am truly addicted now. Im hopeless

Thumbface is a pr*ck!

That's right Tracey - you show possession! Be stupid. Fight for a bloke who isn't worth the steam off your p*ss!