*Mated and Fucking Sorry*- We warned you, but you thought you could take it or leave it. THAT'S NOT HOW ADDICTION WORKS!

[SchadenfreudePersonified]

Please fill up the other thread first - there's still five pages and we're going to need every one of them!

Cheers, fellow obsessives.

It's going to be a long and busy ride to hell . . .

Thanks Rinder.

Troy is not enjoying her “interesting humour” despite the fact it’s improved a lot

@RinderTinderNotRinderGrinder

I really liked that Nasser said “Gabrielle and I” and included her in the toast rather than making it all about him. He always brings the focus back to them both. It’s a nice trait.

I loved that as well.

Everything he's doing and saying at the moment is building up her confidence and guaranteed to make her feel fabulous.

Yes, Schadenfreude. Even when he was sitting amongst the women and joking about, his focus was still on her. He comes across as genuinely besotted.

A lot of the men have such fragile egos. It doesn't take much to puncture them.

I like Nasser so much 😄

Troy just gets worse

He's the best at tennis
He's in control in the relationship... urgh

Nasser really has Gabrielle's back!

Do I win a prize???

Davina is awful! She's so brazen!

@ClaudiaAndTheCauldron

Nasser really has Gabrielle's back!

Do I win a prize???

Dean has got "white supremacist" written all over him.

DaviNA is shameless . . .

How personal is that?!

This lot will be having swingers parties by the end of the month!

Carly is not putting up with any of Troy’s shit

Tracey will scratch that trollop's eyes out of the sockets if she gets the chance!

Justin looks as though he's had a few . . .

Protect - or show ownership?

If this was Nasser, I'd say "protect", but with Justin, I'm not so sure.

Davina is horrid, that poor man.

Davinarsehole 🙂

DaviNA is being such a cow about Ryan. HE COULDN’T MAKE EYE CONTACT BECAUSE HE WAS NERVOUS, IT WASN’T YOUR BOOBS. Good on John for calling her on it albeit way too gently. She is being vile

Thank you for the ⭐️ Rinder

God - DaviNA is HORRIBLE!

True Schaden. But in that moment I would take anything to get away from Troy. He physically recoiled once Justin came over!

She is definitely Abandrew in drag.

If I was Ryan I'd leave.

Oh - I agree Silly - whatever his motive he served a useful purpose.

There is something wrong with Troy. Someone upthread said he was "diagnosable" - he may even be certifiable! He's missing a few "social" brain cells, I think.

Won’t she just @SchadenfreudePersonified!

I wish theyd stop showing this Lose a stone in 21 days ad while Im trying to concentrate on not dropping minstrels down my cleavage