*Mated and Fucking Sorry*- We warned you, but you thought you could take it or leave it. THAT'S NOT HOW ADDICTION WORKS!

[SchadenfreudePersonified]

Please fill up the other thread first - there's still five pages and we're going to need every one of them!

Cheers, fellow obsessives.

It's going to be a long and busy ride to hell . . .

Charlene has Davina sussed!

Charlene is the best

Who's Charlene?

Patrick’s wife. The one with the awful MIL

"Social butterfly"

Social Vampire more like!

Charlene has her number

DaviNA is our new Abandrew!

Thank you Rinder

Nasser looked terrified at the prospect of a lot of other couples - but I thought they looked good together

How is Dean better looking than Ryan?!

I really hope DaviNA steals Dean and has to suffer his awful misogyny.

SHE IS! Rinder

@SchadenfreudePersonified

Nasser looked terrified at the prospect of a lot of other couples - but I thought they looked good together

They looked amazing together. Nasser is loving this. There’s a man who doesn’t need to prove his masculinity.

God!

Tracey and DaviNA are like mirror images.

I wonder if Nasser is one of those serial monogamists. Love the company of women, but always go home with their own partner? I do hope so.

DaviNA wants Thumbface for her very own.

When NPJ came in Nasser still gave hohos attention to Gabrielle. Excellent!

Davina is just letting it all out isn't she ...
And she's gone quiet at the arrival of Thumbface

I really liked that Nasser said “Gabrielle and I” and included her in the toast rather than making it all about him. He always brings the focus back to them both. It’s a nice trait.

Schaden, I did love him throwing her compliments like that

Who is thumbface? I didn’t watch some of the early episodes.

Loving Ashley more and more

*hHIS attention - not hohos

Bliddy hell!

Thumbface is Dean. The big tall fella with Tracey

I never thought I’d miss the twins!

Autocarrot strikes again

Thumbface is Dean