*Mated and Fucking Sorry*- We warned you, but you thought you could take it or leave it. THAT'S NOT HOW ADDICTION WORKS!

[SchadenfreudePersonified]

Please fill up the other thread first - there's still five pages and we're going to need every one of them!

Cheers, fellow obsessives.

It's going to be a long and busy ride to hell . . .

@RinderTinderNotRinderGrinder

There was no need to send whatsername to do constant water-related activities when she’s so anxious about her wig coming off. They clearly didn’t expect Nasser to be the perfect gent about it all.

I agree - even if she wasn't self-conscious about it coming off, I'll bet it was blooming expensive! I wouldn't want to risk salt water damaging it.

@ClaudiaAndTheCauldron

Ashley can't be the first girl to have criticised Troy's kissing technique 😝

She may well be, actually as she's probably the first girl he's kissed.

I think he should have spent more time practising kissing his hand to develop a better technique.

I think Sean and Troy could both be virgins really

It wouldn't surprise me at all Rinder.

He better not let us all down

No, he'd better not . . .

I have lost all respect for Nasser.

He could have remained enigmatic.

He should have remained enigmatic.

Things like that are private . . . . (and we prefer to speculate)

Totally agree Rinder.
Nasser was so kind and caring when they were snorkelling

@SchadenfreudePersonified

I have lost all respect for Nasser.

He could have remained enigmatic.

He should have remained enigmatic.

Things like that are private . . . . (and we prefer to speculate)

He should have, but I still like him. They’re being a lot more open about their sex lives this series!

Sean's comment about her luggage - they could have been married for years! [grin[

*, not [grin(

Oh Jo. No no no

Oh - I'm back in favour of Nasser.

That was a lovely reaction - even if he's acting, he's made her feel sooo good about herself.

Ooh Ashley is slamming those quick comebacks. There is more to her than meets the eye.

Davina (?!) seems quite gaslighting!

Oyster boy looks broken by DaviNA

@houseofrabbits

Davina (?!) seems quite gaslighting!

Agreed

Troy is a total tosser!

@houseofrabbits

Davina (?!) seems quite gaslighting!

She's nasty!

@SchadenfreudePersonified

Troy probably has only kissed his hand or pillow before. Or the crook of his elbow!!

@RinderTinderNotRinderGrinder phew I got her name right. The whole 'no I never said that, you must be imagining it etc etc' and then stomping off....all very unpleasant!

I'll bet he hopes he'll find a new wife, too.

Davina reminds me of my ex, he used to say to me ‘do you know how lucky you are to be with someone like me’ (prick-whole other thread!)
I can see her trotting out those kind of comments.

[quote ClaudiaAndTheCauldron]@SchadenfreudePersonified

Troy probably has only kissed his hand or pillow before. Or the crook of his elbow!! [/quote]
Ooh! yes!

I'll bet he's an elbow-crooker!

And he'll feel so sophisticated . . .

Late to the party again tonight. I am bracing myself for drama.

Is it me??

Davina is really annoying.

"If there was someone I was more interested in tonight I would pursue that."
You've already been matched idiot girl!! 🤦🏻‍♀️

She's a witch, Claudia

What is your accent Troy?! No answer! Mostly Aussie?!