MAFS Down Under Series Five - Come on . . . join us on the dark side . . you know you want to . . . [grin[

[SchadenfreudePersonified]

Ready for the next car crash carnage - please fill up other thread first. I'm sure you can think of something.

(If anyone else has started a thread, let me know and I'll delete this one.

I thought Telv looked a bit like Sean Astin.

Had to look him up Rinder, but yes to him, too . . .

Oh God, the brothers are The Mob, aren’t they? Please don’t fuck it up, Telv, please.

Aaah...I wasn't going to commit to another season but this thread is luring me in

Dean’s friend is Robbie Rotten

I lurked through the whole of the last series, and I'm 30 minutes in and I'm already addicted again.

I'm already irritated by Tracy's face. How much plastic surgery has she had? She's only early 30s!

Looking forward to the new names for these people.

I do suspect that Spoonface had been electric shocked repeatedly for past misdemeanors. There has to be a reason for his constantly surprised look.

@WhattheHishappening

Dean’s friend is Robbie Rotten

Yes!

Monica, he did look constantly surprised

I know who Tracy reminds me off. Danielle Lloyd! I think it's the frozen face.

Like #fluffyugg I was determined not to devote yet more time to MAFS , thought i'd just watch 10 minutes so I knew the backstory in case there was a rainy night later in the month and I had nothing to watch and just had to watch it for something to do.
Ten minutes my arse, watched the full 90 minutes and now sat and read the posts from start t finish - I know that I am doomed to 7 weeks of this :)

We’re all doomed (autocorrect wanted that to say “we’re all domesticated” - Dean has infected it)

I’ve been drawn in too 😫 Another few weeks of organising dinner time around MAFS!
Does anyone else think the guests at the receptions are rent-a-crowd with a few family members and friends mingling among them?
That scene when they were all dancing looked so staged and fake (to me anyway!)

Totally fake dancing with no music!

Having no music was very odd!

Dean’s friend really needs to wind his neck in. He’s gross. Making me feel a bit sick.

I love the dramatic music they use. It's like watching jaws with Liam circling. Such fake dancing, either that or noone has any rhythm.

I thought they had to have music-free dancing so that they could edit in the Jaws theme tune as Liam circled.

X-post with @MonicaGB re sharky Liam

Telv looks like the middle brother between Ben and Adam!

But yes to Danielle Lloyd, Fat Tony Hadley and Lee Evans!

Do you think to get on the show you have to have at least one groom who has a best friend who is secretly in love with him eg Thumbface ( great name ) and Liam ? Tommo and Andy ?
I think the brother with the stubby pony tail ( and sneery grin ) is trouble - I’m sure I heard him say , “I’m going to break them up “- re Sarah and Telv . Did Telv say that he’s a proud aboriginal man ? Or am I just projecting all this ?

Yes Telv did say that re his Aboriginal heritage.

Off to bed they went on their honeymoon, with a full face of makeup. They don't even seem to be bothered to hide the fact that it is all totally staged

Love Sarah and Telv. Dean and Tracey deserve each other.