MAFS Down Under Series Five - Come on . . . join us on the dark side . . you know you want to . . . [grin[

[SchadenfreudePersonified]

Ready for the next car crash carnage - please fill up other thread first. I'm sure you can think of something.

(If anyone else has started a thread, let me know and I'll delete this one.

Liam has Lego hair

@darksideofthemooncup

Oh and dean looks like a thumb with a face drawn on

Haha!! Yes

Liam is a medallion man without a medallion.

I do think putting people with kids in this is a bit off (unless they were adults like johns ones last time)

Dean Looks Like Rudolf Hoess . . . kids.kiddle.co/Rudolf_Höss

And she does well to be wary of Liam - the snake!

Why is fat Tony Hadley getting his knickers in a twist? Surely when being matched they must have been asked if kids were a problem

My favourite line so far, “he puts his heart on his sleeve and then goes in hard and ends up getting hurt.”

Amazing image there.

Hes a subhuman piece of shit

Of course he doesn't know about her child - neither of them knows ANYTHING about the other.

Liam is such a reptile

I love Sarah!

He's circling them like a great white shark (I know sharks aren't reptiles)

He’s got the brothers’ approval! They can drop that storyline now... or can they?!!!

Sarah reminds me of Paulette from Legally Blonde

I said exactly the same to DD mooncup. And Telv has the look of Andy from Emmerdale

Oooh! A Darren Brown advert - I love Derren Brown.

Blimey - she's making a meal of this, isn't she?

Shuttup, Thumbface!

This is getting sleazy.

My sister said Telv looks like Shrek!

Did I see Sarah check out Telv’s groinal area and discover tattoos?

Now you mention it, I can see that, too - an Andy/Shrek hybrid.

But he seems a genuine person. I really want things to work out nicely for them.

I think he looks a bit like Lee Evans

I missed that, *LarK - it must have been when I was getting myself a third ice cream lolly.

I’m behind already! Poor nervous Telv’s trousers are a bit short aren’t they?! 😳

He does look like Lee too - how does he manage that?

A lot is in his expressions rather than his features, I think.