MAFS Down Under Series Five - Come on . . . join us on the dark side . . you know you want to . . . [grin[

[SchadenfreudePersonified]

Ready for the next car crash carnage - please fill up other thread first. I'm sure you can think of something.

(If anyone else has started a thread, let me know and I'll delete this one.

He does look a pleasant lad - I hope this pair work out. For his sake.

She's a very attractive curvy woman - looks like a 50's film star.

Awww I really like Telv and Sarah, that chat about Lesmurdie was adorable

Yes they are v sweet together.

He looks scared stiff!

Please let them have a happy relationship for the duration of this series, even if it doesn't go any further - let them be the Simon and Alene (or even the Susan and Sean) of the series.

Yes. I just said to dh, “It won’t last but I hope it builds both their confidences and it ends amicably.”

Ever the romantic.

He looks really, really happy!

Anyone would think this was real.

My natural way of being is in charge, you thumb-faced-dinosaur.

Dean is perfectly terrible!

Liam is awkward and vile - the perfect best friend.

Lots of drama to come

"It's going well"

Married 27 minutes (and they said it wouldn't last . . . )

“I’m texting him right now, telling him to run.”

Of course you are, Liam. You big old drama queen

It isn't a wedding reception until there's been a punch up.

I'm placing all of my hopes on the over-protective best friend/

So Tracey has a child.

So what, you miserable misogynistic tin of soup?

Anyone else finding the brothers a bit sinister?

Damn right they are Destinys

The Krays were sweeties by comparison.

SlimBro has the best sneer. BigBro is not alpha-bro. They’ve seen her throw herself into relationships before and have picked her up.

Telv could win them over. I’m not sure SlimBro could take Telv in a fight

Wonder how many ex-boyfriends are resting at the bottom of Sydney Harbour, being nibbled by sharks?

Aussie Sopranos has a different flavour to it full of boguns (how do you spell that?!)

Toothbrush

Bada-Bing . . .

Is a Bogan the equivalent of a Chav?

I really, really hoped I wouldn't get interested in this.

However . . . :(

@Destinysdaughter

Is a Bogan the equivalent of a Chav?

Yes it is.

One of the little linguistic gems we learned from Nick on the last series.

"I'm just a bogan, me"

Uncouth indeed