MAFS Down Under Series Five - Come on . . . join us on the dark side . . you know you want to . . . [grin[

[SchadenfreudePersonified]

Ready for the next car crash carnage - please fill up other thread first. I'm sure you can think of something.

(If anyone else has started a thread, let me know and I'll delete this one.

Don't like this guy, he's a bit of a Neanderthal. And WTF does she need protection from ? Apart from him...

(His words not mine! Men are nice!)

Think there had been a USA sane sex pairing (2 blokes) in season 5 I think?
Australia it's being done in 2020 season I think (don't want to google too much)

Sarah has a lot of back story! It would be far too much for me to want to date/marry (if I liked chicks)

The dog is right.

"Good luck with that, pet"

I hope he keeps his groinal area to himself

Wtf Is Chestal?

If Sarah cries every time she talks to camera I might start joining her. She’s already declared she’s got a good heart. Her brother has said she’s got a good heart. I hope so, otherwise Schadenfreude’s shocks could cause issues.

Most men are nice Rinder.

The others come on here and are paired with vulnerable women they wouldn't have change with IRL.

I like nervous Telv!

"chance, not change

@SchadenfreudePersonified

Most men are nice Rinder.

The others come on here and are paired with vulnerable women they wouldn't have change with IRL.

Truth

Why are they making that poor man walk so far? He is going to be a sweaty mess bless him

Schadenfreude’s shocks could cause issues

Ypu!

electricity +salty tears = AGONY!!!

The brothers are going to be entertaining.

They should have asked Debs back for Telv.

@SchadenfreudePersonified

Schadenfreude’s shocks could cause issues

Ypu!

electricity +salty tears = AGONY!!!

He's marrying into the Sopranos, God help him

We're watching! It's golden already! So is this thread!

So what do we think of them all so far?

How on earth did Dean get through their “thorough emotional testing” to be on the show?

Thumbface would have fallen into her "chests area" (or "chestal acreage" in this case)

The Schadenfreude bosom is like two fried eggs (without the whites . . .)

How on earth did Dean get through their “thorough emotional testing” to be on the show?

Probably cried the Old Yeller died.

I love Sarah’s friends comments!

“We’ve both got sweaty hands!”

They are freaking adorable

Best wedding so far