MAFS Down Under Series Five - Come on . . . join us on the dark side . . you know you want to . . . [grin[

[SchadenfreudePersonified]

Ready for the next car crash carnage - please fill up other thread first. I'm sure you can think of something.

(If anyone else has started a thread, let me know and I'll delete this one.

Hello my people! So looking forward to this. Ooh this first one is too vulnerable for this methinks....

Oh God 5 mins in and they're already talking about people having each other's backs! Deja vu...

@Destinysdaughter

Oh God 5 mins in and they're already talking about people having each other's backs! Deja vu...

Oh bloody hell. I’m just starting now.

FFS

Dean has strict views about gender roles, does he. Tracey thinks she’s an old fashioned girl - she’s not.

BOTOX IS NOT OLD FASHIONED

Ist lady way too vulnerable...lotsa drama ahead there methinks

John Aiken’s hair is trying to escape his brain. It knows he’s talking shite

Ha the look on those brothers faces!!

Oh, she’s so fragile. Of course they’re against it! Why have they let her on this show?

The phrase, clutching at straws springs to mind.

Go with your heart!

Oh good, Dean has an over protective best friend! That always helps!

Looks wise Dean reminds me of Nic.....but there is definitely a whiff of the AnThony about him...

I was so hoping there would be a thread, I got my partner hooked on the previous series and he has just surprised me with this (I thought it was next week) he has series linked it and everything, definitely a keeper, He totally has my back which is crucial

Oh and dean looks like a thumb with a face drawn on

Oh good, Dean has an over protective best friend! That always helps!

I was excited about that! Disappointed he isn't called "Tommo" though.

I'm already worried about Tracey, though.

Dean is our alpha Male (just like Anthony was). Women are all about clothes and makeup and men aren’t masculine enough these days. Dean is a prick.

Telv seems sweet but perhaps a bit dull. Sarah is desperate to hurry her life along.

Tracey is doomed. Dean wants a woman to focus on him and she’s got a child and is terrified of ageing. Not a hope in hell.

@darksideofthemooncup

Oh and dean looks like a thumb with a face drawn on

This comment wins the thread already

mooncup

All these women hoping to find their life partner - somebody with a "good heart" - even the dog looked at me when she said that and said "Good luck with that" (dog said this with her eyes - she's not a talking dog)

I already dislike Thumbface (thank you for that mooncup intensely.

Thumbface (perfect) is a prick on every level. He won’t have her back. I hope her heart and gut tell her he’s not the one.

"Domestic abuser" written all over him,

Oh Tracey, you vapid cockwomble.

is he wearing brilliantine (for that "just combed" look"?

@SchadenfreudePersonified

"Domestic abuser" written all over him,

Yup. He’s a man he can’t help it.