MAFS Down Under Series Five - Come on . . . join us on the dark side . . you know you want to . . . [grin[

[SchadenfreudePersonified]

Ready for the next car crash carnage - please fill up other thread first. I'm sure you can think of something.

(If anyone else has started a thread, let me know and I'll delete this one.

Seems like the breath mint didn't;t cancel out the breakfast tin of cat food.

😂😂😂

@Egghead68 😂
I don’t think I’m going to like him, he’s very full of himself!

Mum's n judge of character, is she?

The sisters are very cagey - they have no illusions - they know he's a chancer . . .

Psycho!

So strange I managed to remember everyone’s names from the previous season but finding it hard to remember everyone’s names this time, apart from the ones that stand out!

@hoxtonbabe I missed the beginning bit as I was watching coronation street! What did he eat??

He's got "second-hand car salesman with pretensions to parliament" written all over him.

As the sisters said - all surface charm, and nothing underneath.

Oh crumbs. This thread is already over 800 posts, this will probably be full after Monday, if not before.

@SchadenfreudePersonified are you going to start a new one once closer to the 1000, then we all know not to start a new one, personally I think you should be the caretaker of all the MAFS threads, lol

He ate a tin of tuna then frantically cleaned his teeth!

@LarkDescending I definitely see the Cliff Richard resemblance
No idea what's going on with the weird kissing.
He has had a few too many and is far too interested in Ashley's mum

Urgh he’s a slimeball

@Emmy2020

He was eating tuna out the can and @SchadenfreudePersonified posted that comment about it being cat food 🤣

@Destinysdaughter Eww who would do that!? Especially when you’re about to get married!

Troy's laugh is starting to annoy me

@hoxtonbabe It May well be cat food 😂😂

I'm actually crying for John as he had such a shit deal last time and the families are getting on so well. ( big softy, me) !

I'm just the same emmy - they are blurring into each other this time round.

He was forking tuna out of the tin directly down his neck for his breakfast (and he's not a dainty eater). Plus his tooth cleaning technique leaves the bathroom sink looking like a nuclear holocaust.

And now he's taking a drink when he has a mouthful of food - gross.

This is a warning - sister number 1 will rip his skin off if he hurts Ashley.

He will end up with his knackers down his throat if he isn't very careful.

I do like this sister, she's v astute.

I like Summer a lot. We need her “locked in” for Season 6.

@SchadenfreudePersonified are you going to start a new one once closer to the 1000, then we all know not to start a new one, personally I think you should be the caretaker of all the MAFS threads, lol

Damn you Hoxton - I kew fine well you are only saying that to flatter me because no-one wants the job.

Well - it's worked, but some suggestions for titles would be helpful - any ideas anyone?

I think he's spent all of his life talking little old ladies out of their life savings - he's all slavver and surface charm - and he's so . . . yeuch!!!

I'm still not sure he's sober - or possibly he's high. He's repulsive anyway.

@SchadenfreudePersonified Mm tuna for breakfast! 😖😖
Yeah her sister isn’t fooled by him!

Oh God who calls sex hanky panky these days??

Destiny who called it hanky panky?
I missed that

Well - NPJ's a lot keener to help Mel out of her dress than Sweaty Sean was with Jo.

MILLIONAIRE GROOM!!!!

Sign me up, Scotty!