MAFS Down Under Series Five - Come on . . . join us on the dark side . . you know you want to . . . [grin[

[SchadenfreudePersonified]

Ready for the next car crash carnage - please fill up other thread first. I'm sure you can think of something.

(If anyone else has started a thread, let me know and I'll delete this one.

What the actual fuck was going on with that tooth brushing??

Let’s just call him NPJ, makes it’s easier to type out, lol

I hope this time it works for him. We’re on to a good start though ( besides all the crying) as she’s not got her heart set on a man from “the islands” or a yoga guru, a vegan, a surfer, a unicorn or a leprechaun 🙄

Ashley did have a decent volley though. She’ll smash Troy on the tennis court.

Ooh it's the tampon ad that got banned in Ireland!
Get it up yah!

Sorry I'm a little bit behind. I am beyond horrified

Banned in Ireland? Too graphic?

NPJ is too cute.

Destiny I hate that advert.
Get 'em up there girls!

John and Melissa seem like a lovely match.

Aw John and Melissa are lovely together! Genuinely pleased for them.

John looks so happy. Really hope it works for them

Troy bears a passing resemblance to a young Donald Trump, he seems equally delusional too

Awwww, I getting all giddy with love for NPJ and his bride..

I bet she's regretting wearing those ridiculously high shoes!

Aww I hope it works out for John this time!

Ooh it's the tampon ad that got banned in Ireland!

which ad is that?

I missed it because I had to put the kettle on and clean up some cat pee (that bugger! Sits on the edge of the tray and sprays over the top)

Well - this looks more promising for NPJ, doesn't it?

Ugggrh ... Troy’s kissing . Revolting.

Troy talks like Cliff Richard! And what’s with all the weird kissing?

Troy bears a passing resemblance to a young Donald Trump, he seems equally delusional too

That’s it!!! I couldn’t put my finger on who he looked like, it was a cross between Emmet from the Lego movie, and some dodgy actor from a soap like the young and restless, but yes Donald trump, or more so his son

Oh God!

He's such a slime!

I've been sick in my mouth a little bit just watching him. i noticed she clamped her lips firmly shut for that final kiss. Seems like the breath mint didn't;t cancel out the breakfast tin of cat food.

Does Troy fancy the mum more!? 😂😂

And he’s a bit too into Melissa’s mum ...

Snap!

Ooh the sister has got his number!

Ashley's father doesn't look terribly impressed . . . and Troy sounds bladdered.

I mean Ashley’s mum