MAFS Down Under Series Five - Come on . . . join us on the dark side . . you know you want to . . . [grin[

[SchadenfreudePersonified]

Ready for the next car crash carnage - please fill up other thread first. I'm sure you can think of something.

(If anyone else has started a thread, let me know and I'll delete this one.

My teenage son's comment about Troy posing: "You look like a tw**"

So much for Ken

I think Troy is a young Sir Les Patterson........

@EstuaryBird

I think Troy is a young Sir Les Patterson........

Oh my word! The world famous Australian Minister for Culture!

One of the best politicians of our lifetimes.

I wonder if he's looking for a job?

Troy the Twat and “I wanna be a Stepford Wife” Ashley deserve each other.

Troy is an absolute tosser!

I think he's more irritating than Jo, and that's saying something.

I pity the fule . . .

Meanwhile, Mel's DD looks frozen with disbelief. Probably wondering if she can get her mother sectioned.

OK on reflection I am not sure anyone deserves to end up with Troy

Is Troy eating tuna out of a tin?

Hell's teeth - Troy's gross.

I'm hoping for at least a lovely friendship for non-Polynesian John and Melissa.

There was more toothpaste down his chin than in his mouth.

Yes shovelling tuna out of the tine, spraying toothpaste everywhere, then back to the tuna tin.

He’ll need more than a freshening mint to get anywhere near a kiss.

Is Mel a smoker? She seemed to have smoker's lips.

How can he need a breath mat when he has devoured a tube of toothpaste?

He needs a breath mint because he is having tuna burps (is my guess).

Her mother looks as though she's frightened of upsetting him . . . Just nod and smile, missus, just nod and smile. . . don't make any sudden moves - he might pounce . . . just back away slowly . . keep him clm . . .

IF he's a weirdo, Charlie? I think that ship sailed long ago.

Is it just my tv or are there a lot of pink men and orange women in Australia...?

Thank you Lark for confirming the tuna eating

Is that girl the world's only surviving brain transplant donor or something?

She's totally vacuous!

Gosh Troy is something else..very full of himself, when he really shouldn’t be as he’s hardly a Joe manganiello or a Brad Pitt..

Half of them are irritating from the moment they open their mouth, it wasn’t this bad on the last season, they at least had the decent to wait for a few days or a week to be an irritant.

Ashley sort of reminds me of what’s her face that was married to the part time stripper/full time office worker

I've seen 12 year olds flirt more effectively.

Scarlett Hoxton - yes - I see the resemblance. At least Ashley's speech wasn't full of unfunny jokes.

I called her "Charlie" above - sorry folks.

I'm finding people very confusing this time round.

@hoxtonbabe

Oh yes I know what you mean!
Ashley does remind me of Scarlett from the last series who was married to the male stripper

Hi name is NOT John.

His name is Non-Polynesian John. Get it right.

These wedding venues seem a bit more upmarket than the ones earlier in the week.

Yes that’s it.. Scarlett, thank you.

hoxtonbabe - yes, Ashley is this season’s Scarlett (with a bit of Nadia thrown in, perhaps).

Troy is, um, unique ...