MAFS Down Under Series Five - Come on . . . join us on the dark side . . you know you want to . . . [grin[

[SchadenfreudePersonified]

Ready for the next car crash carnage - please fill up other thread first. I'm sure you can think of something.

(If anyone else has started a thread, let me know and I'll delete this one.

And doesn't throw his dinner up over the side 🤭

Oh Telv, he’s doing good listening. That’s a lot to hear early on. He’s so nice and reacted really well. They’re a bit adorable.

I'm getting confused between Alycia, Davina and Tracey!

Telv is so sweet!

Telv did exactly the right thing there, what a sweetheart

I really line Telv
Alycia is the blonde one.
Davina has puffier cheekbones than Tracey

It’s easy, just remember:-
Davina wants a tradie but hates tradesman
Tracey is with a man whose face is drawn on to a thumb
Alycia is blonde and nice

So impressed with Telv. He really listened and showed he was onside with her emotions.

Poor girl - she's been through it, hasn't she?

*like (stupid phone)

Why is it such a big deal that some of the women have kids but not for the guys?? E.g Telv?

Rinder great summary!

@ClaudiaAndTheCauldron and @RinderTinderNotRinderGrinder thanks for clarifying Is Tracey with Dean who looks a bit like Nick/a thumb? And Davina with Ryan?

Davina has puffier cheekbones than Tracey

Both are bottomed and lip-puffed.

But Tracey smiles occasionally and is trying to enjoy herself.

Davina's default setting is "contemptuous" and nothing will ever be right for her. They should swap husbands. Thumbface wouldn't put up with Davina's cr*p - actually they are both appearance-obsessed so would probably thrive together like a poisonous garden of deadly weeds . . .

Yes 8rabbits*

By George - you've got it.

There is a problem but if you don't know there is a problem then I can't tell you. You need to work it out for yourself.

That's it, Davina - throw a strop over nowt!

"That's why I'm here - I'm not good at relationships"

Poor Ryan. I really think he isn't a bad lad at all - he's really trying.

@SchadenfreudePersonified thanks!

Sean seems to be loosening up a bit now. Was starting to feel quite sorry for Jo as Sean was being a right grumpy sod.

Yes @houseofrabbits
Absolutely right

@SchadenfreudePersonified

Davina has puffier cheekbones than Tracey

Both are bottomed and lip-puffed.

But Tracey smiles occasionally and is trying to enjoy herself.

Davina's default setting is "contemptuous" and nothing will ever be right for her. They should swap husbands. Thumbface wouldn't put up with Davina's cr*p - actually they are both appearance-obsessed so would probably thrive together like a poisonous garden of deadly weeds . . .

Yes! Much better match. Put Davina with the Thumb and see them both implode.

I was pleasantly surprised by Sean there - and Jo is definitely calming a bit and we are seeing a better side to them both now.

Yes. Sean needed to see her feeling how he feels - anxious - that’s something he could deal with.

Davina is not nearly as pretty as she thinks she is.

She's so sneery it twists her face up.

@RinderTinderNotRinderGrinder

Totally. I hope it makes Jo seem a bit more relatable to him

Personally I think both Davina and Tracey would be much more attractive without all the BOTOX and fillers!