MAFS Down Under Series Five - Come on . . . join us on the dark side . . you know you want to . . . [grin[

[SchadenfreudePersonified]

Ready for the next car crash carnage - please fill up other thread first. I'm sure you can think of something.

(If anyone else has started a thread, let me know and I'll delete this one.

Please stop laughing, Jo. Please.

Krabby what channel is Aussie 7 Year Switch on??!!

He's a miserable bugger! That hotel in Singapore looks amazing.

It does. I’d hate to be matched with someone so unwilling to do anything.

Sulky Sean is ridiculous.

Haha pretty ironic that Dean is talking about red flags when he's screaming them to us!

@ClaudiaAndTheCauldron

I think channel 4 or all 4...
I access it via fire stick

Thumbface is AWFUL! All those "melons" comments . . . and then complained about "red flags" because she had been to a psychic.

SO what? Respect the fact that she enjoys having her fortune told even if he thinks it's rubbish! It's not as though she's asking him to run his business according to the stars.

Charlene is lovely! I love her style - her wedding outfit was fabulous - but she's going to have her work cut out with Ruby.

Sean is a tosser. What a miseryguts.

But I did like his comment about the "4th expert"

TBH the temple god probably has more going for it than those three idiots.

I think Jo is less loud - I think that Sean is sucking the life-force out of her with his misery.

Just looking at Matt.

That is a man who wants a pint . . .

These Aussie blokes are really not doing it for me! I wouldn't like to go out on a date with any of them...

Alycia is a dream isn't se? SO wants to be in love, bless her.

@Destinysdaughter

These Aussie blokes are really not doing it for me! I wouldn't like to go out on a date with any of them...

I feel the same Destiny.

There has only even been Simon . . .

*ever, not even

Ha none of these supposedly romantic dates are going well are they?!

It’s so irritating. When I first got together with dh he’d not tried many foods and things, but he was enthusiastic and willing and threw himself into stuff.

There’s a reason these people are single.

Oh god. Davina is such a drama queen! Yes he was a bit gross, but that’s something to laugh about. I liked him more for trying the oyster 🦪

I don't much like Davina, but I think he lunged in for that kiss a bit quickly.

It is a brave man who eats an oyster . . . .

He's brilliant! "That's horrible - who came up with the idea of eating that?"

Look at the face on her! At least he tried it. She's had a face like a collapsed lung all the way through. I know it's off-putting but he was hardly ill on purpose.

And yes, thumbface’s comments about melons were awful. He has no respect at all.

@KrabbyPatties
Thank you

I think Davina looks for the ick in every one of her relationships. She is doomed.

Alycia is going to find this really hard if he keeps her up on that pedestal. Inferiority complexes are not attractive.

“I did a bit of a chuckie off the side.”

Yes you did

"I want to find love but only on my terms and with man who does what he's told and obeys my every whim"