MAFS Down Under Series Five - Come on . . . join us on the dark side . . you know you want to . . . [grin[

[SchadenfreudePersonified]

Ready for the next car crash carnage - please fill up other thread first. I'm sure you can think of something.

(If anyone else has started a thread, let me know and I'll delete this one.

Kissaroonies 💋 💋 💋

Cringe!

But now I think he thought he deserved a size 8 25yr old hottie didn't he!

I don’t think he was expecting her that’s for sure! Physically they do match!

RRAAAHHHAAAAA!!!

I thought that, too Lark - Jo is going to be so embarrassed when she sees her reactions compared to his.

But yes - whoever said it - Sean thought he would get someone like Mish or Shaz from the last series.

I love Matthew's mum, though - but I'm worried that Matt is a p*sshead - he just has the look.

I'm not crying either. Damn hay fever

I wonder if he will be a runaway groom...?

Sean looks like he’s going to cry

FluffyPJs

Yes, Matthew was lovely then!

I don't understand why the 'experts' insist on pairing introverts with extroverts. Andrew and Vanessa failed because of it and Sean and Jo will likely fail because of it!

Sean has “get me out of here” written all over his face and appears to be trying to remove his wedding ring as Jo gives her speech.

Looking forward to the expert analysis. “Sean is experiencing a mixture of emotions...”

Omg..she's a total head wreck..he's completely overwhelmed poor fella

The thing is with Jo... it’s all about HER.
Her having a good time, her feeling confident, her, looking good (?), HER getting married.
She’s selfish. She’s one of these ‘I’ve had such a hard time I’m living my life’. People forget that feeling good doesn’t have to be about them.

I was watching afterlife and one of the characters said something along the lines of - when you feel crap about yourself, try to make OTHERS feel good. It doesn’t matter I’m that it’s not YOUR happiness.

Jo is all for herself.

and she’s making Sean feel crap.

First 'Day Dot'!
Alycia and Mat seem sweet together. He was gorgeous with her brother.

Matt’s too rough for Alyssa.

Poor Sean. His wife is too much for almost anyone.

Matt's speech is very moving - I do hope this works , for Alycia's sake (and his mother's obviously).

Alycia is lovely. YOU'D BETTER LOOK AFTER HER MATT OR I WILL FIND YOU AND I WILL KILL YOU! ! !

He doesn't feel the same, Jo . . .

Omg Jo's about to throw Sean around the room and Karma Sutra him to death!

Oh dear I'm just catching up and at the wedding for Jo and Shaun, how bloody awkwardly was it when they were just standing there and she introduced herself to break the silence, and now I'm wondering does he realise the children are hers

I really don't think the kids should be involved in this

Doesn't a honeymoon couple normally get complimentary champagne?

She's dreadful!

The poor bloke can’t speak!

He's too terrified to finish a sentence.
And with good cause it seems . . .

I like Alyson and Matt but seriously why the hell didn't he try the bloody suit on, mind you I did have a laugh when she said she'd been dreaming about this day all her life and all I could think was what! you've been dreaming about marrying a complete stranger