MAFS Down Under Series Five - Come on . . . join us on the dark side . . you know you want to . . . [grin[

[SchadenfreudePersonified]

Ready for the next car crash carnage - please fill up other thread first. I'm sure you can think of something.

(If anyone else has started a thread, let me know and I'll delete this one.

I don't know- in MY day the groom was always there first. I've been at weddings where the bride has driven round the church for the best part of half an hour before now - but at least she hasn't been in the public eyes.

He does, Happening

Or three . . .

I think if Matthew's Mum had been Big Andrew's mum, Big Andrew and Vanessa would probably be happily ensconced in a unit with three kids by now

Definitely!
Matthew’s Mum so wrote his wedding speech for him 😂

That's an interesting place for her to have an ear-piercing. I've never seen one there before.

He might have combed his hair.

She's so innocent . . .

Is that oh shit good? Or oh shit bad?!!!!

Ohhhhh... Jo’s shoes! 😳

Ah Shaun . . .

Run.

RUN LIKE THE WIND!

Or at least buy some ear-plugs.

He has HUGE hands.

Fingers like Richmond's Irish Recipe sausages.

But they are her BEST flip flops and they have diamante, so it's ok.

What was the yellow thing under Jo's dress? Is she wearing leggings?

I think his primal instinct is to run for the hills.

His family don't look impressed . . .

Omg! He doesn't like her. Can't not look.
Might be cycling shorts (I have to wear them too under a dress to stop chub rub.) Sexy they are not.

Her vows are grim . . . I knew she'd be jokey. I wish she hadn't been.

I like his.

Awkies! Ahh bless him. He's not happy is he

Sean is thinking ‘WTH have I done?!’

Ummm... ‘there wasn’t a Spark’ Poor bloke!

This must be so hard for her to watch afterwards,

I was feeling a bit for Sean, worrying he was paralysed with fear. But now I think he thought he deserved a size 8 25yr old hottie didn't he!
Jo's laugh is pure gypsy wedding.

Oh my God!! He’s going to request a separate room isn’t he!!!!

He's not comfortable with this "Titanic" pose - he's not a happy bunny!

Already doubtful about her being full on.