MAFS Down Under Series Five - Come on . . . join us on the dark side . . you know you want to . . . [grin[

[SchadenfreudePersonified]

Ready for the next car crash carnage - please fill up other thread first. I'm sure you can think of something.

(If anyone else has started a thread, let me know and I'll delete this one.

Matthew’s Mum!!! She doesn’t care!
HE’S GETTING MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I fear that is true!!

Do none of the families wonder why there are cameras all over the kitchen/ restaurant/ pub?

His mother's thrilled!

At last they get that bedroom back and she can have a sewing room!

Do none of the families wonder why there are cameras all over the kitchen/ restaurant/ pub?

I know!
My family would think WTH?!

Yes, Mathew's mum is hilarious. You're getting marriiieeed! What do you mean you don't know her?! I like Mathew's dog. He has a resigned face.

Don't get the crazy..!!!.....oh dear

Not nearly as glam toothbrush. Especially the women - apart from Sarah. They may be keeping the sizzling hotties with no self-esteem and a desperate need for validation for later weddings - building up to them.

The blokes, however, are very average and below which is what we expected . . .

Red Lipstick Girl is pretty but somehow very innocent and naive.

Oh ear God!

Poor lad - he's getting the "crazy" one.

I'm ready to strangle her myself already. That laugh - it's like (if I may quote Basil Fawlty) somebody machine-gunning a seal.

Not wrong Toothbrush - totally understandable.

Oh well.

At least he's domesticated.

Is it me or do the couples so far not seem as glam as last series?

Not just you! Series 5 is on a budget. It’s gone all downmarket!

Wrong to want to tazer Jo ?? grin

Just stop her from laughing manically after every sentence would do.

Surely he's tried his kecks on before the day?

Thelittlered
From now on, Jo is
‘I’m mad me Jo’ In my head!

I still don't think the kids should be part of this!

And she's like Ursula off The Little Mermaid - God help shaun.

Hahahahahahaha!!! STOPPPPP ITTTT! ✋

SHUT HER UP!

IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS HOLY - SHUT HER UP!

I LOVE Mathew's mum! So funny, she knows he's a bit useless and needed new trousers on his way to his own wedding whilst wearing shorts&flip flops. He needs a new mummy in a wife. Meanwhile, that lovely girl (forgot her name) is a bit of a slower Katherine Jenkins. Bless her, she's shaking. She might mother him?

Alycia - or Red Lipstick Girl, as I think of her.

I want her to have a happy ending.

I think if Matthew's Mum had been Big Andrew's mum, Big Andrew and Vanessa would probably be happily ensconced in a unit with three kids by now.

I'm hoping that with that mum Matthew is an OK bloke.

Red lipstick girl seems adorable and gentle and very frightened.

How old is Matthew? He looks like he might like a drink or two...