MAFS Down Under Series Five - Come on . . . join us on the dark side . . you know you want to . . . [grin[

[SchadenfreudePersonified]

Ready for the next car crash carnage - please fill up other thread first. I'm sure you can think of something.

(If anyone else has started a thread, let me know and I'll delete this one.

I followed the last thread but didn't post, wasn't going to watch this series of MAFS but you all persuaded me to Dean looks very like Nick! I don't like him at all. I like Telv, I hope him and Sarah work out.

Ah here you lot are !!

Thoughts on the new series so far ?

Weird best friend ✔️
“Secret” ✔️

Here we go, I can’t see that ginger guy wanting to be a step dad as, he wants his life to be I’m THE man I’m in the lead, he won’t want an ex still being a significant person

So. We all love Telv and dislike/don't trust Dean.
Therefore in a week or two, we'll all change our minds and say we KNEW right from the start that Telv was a wrong 'un 😅

@SpanishFly

So. We all love Telv and dislike/don't trust Dean. Therefore in a week or two, we'll all change our minds and say we KNEW right from the start that Telv was a wrong 'un 😅

Good point! I’m going to get in early with a now I come to think of it, Telv does look like he’s got a dark side, and I suspect that underneath it all Dean is just a great big... nope, can’t do it. I think he’s a great big prat. The only thing that might change is that Tracey could turn out to be even worse (we can only hope!).

Psycho loved his mum.

And so did Hitler.

Therefore in a week or two, we'll all change our minds and say we KNEW right from the start that Telv was a wrong 'un 😅

'Tis Mumsnet's Nature's Way . I always thought he had That Look about him

Unless it turns out that he is a little jewel of a bloke, in which case, I always knew he was a keeper.

I knew Telv was a jewel of a bloke with a look about him.

Bloody Google!
Just came to look.on here and what should pop up but a complete spoiler about Telv and Sarah.
Is there a lawyer in the house? I fully intend to sue for emotional trauma. That is not a hint btw.

Can't wait to see who's getting married tonight!
This is not a sprint, it's a marathon!

Oh no this is the first step to watching it ... The last MAFS had me hooked and I totally agreed with the Abandrew hate and AnTHony (yuk)

Will there be any couple as well suited as Elene and Simon I’m still heartbroken it didn’t work out, not sure I can invest again but may take a sneaky peak!

BurtonTrent - Google also forced a spoiler about one of this season’s couples upon me. I have had to tell it I am not interested in seeing info about MAFS. The cheek of it!

BurtonHouse - sorry - got your username wrong!

Addicted already. I watched season 4 from about half way through and then found you all last Sunday whilst mourning the end of such a guilty pleasure. Looking forward to enjoying season 5 with you all. Already can't bear Thumbface and his comments about poor Tracy's "rig" straight after the ceremony.

What are the nicknames so far?
Thumbface... for what’shisname - forgotten already!

We need a list!

Tracey&Dean totally had naughty wedding night sex! I can tell.

They DID Eau.

Dirty buggers!

As for this girl with the VERY RED LIPS - "she has a dream and wants a fairy tale wedding and is an emotional innocent etc - might as well just throw her to the sharks now. I'm not sure about Matt - my opinions were wavering back and forth during his spiel, but I think I'd err on the side of caution with him.

I think only Thumbface has got a nickname so far - we are slacking!

I have the beginnings of an 11+ Verbal reasoning conundrum here...
If Dean is similar to Nick, Mathew is similar to Big Andrew and all the women in the experiment so far have cried. Why is this? (5 marks)

Great thread, again. I'm fully addicted to this thread and the programme already. Resistance appears to be futile.

Jo-Jo has been on my screen for all of 1 minute and I’m —irritated— a bit baffled. She is trying so hard to ‘not care’ she comes across as someone who cares WAY too much.😳

Not sure the kids should be on telly. Seems very inappropriate and intrusive. And how does a single parent manage to get away for umpteen weeks.

And never mind "someone who likes sports - what about someone who likes kids?

After all of the carry on with Thumbface's over-protective best friend . . .

Jo reminds me of someone who says all the time 'I'm mad, me''!
On the nicknames front, please don't forget non-Polynesian John (you'll see!)

@Eaumyword

I have the beginnings of an 11+ Verbal reasoning conundrum here... If Dean is similar to Nick, Mathew is similar to Big Andrew and all the women in the experiment so far have cried. Why is this? (5 marks)

They know they are going to be publicly humiliated and degraded on international TV?

OMIGAWD!

THAT AFTERNOON TEA LOOKS AMAZING!

non-Polynesian John

This is the perfect nickname for him.