Self-justifying attention-seeking strategies and manipulative psychoses in Aussie faux-scientific anthropological claptrap. MAFS Part Deux.

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Hello All.

I hope it's bonza that I took the liberty of starting a second thread - just didn't want us gong walkabout in the bush (pardon my Fronch ) if we ran out of the other (whoops did it again!)

I was saying to my DD(16) who has been my MAFS buddy throughout, that I want Alene as my friend. She’s so lovely.

As my DM used to say, real beauty shines out from within.

AnTHony you are an utter, utter, utter self inflated pointless cock.

Catkin

Harsh but fair.

They are glamorous but not beautiful at all. Inside or out.

Alene is beautiful both inside and out but not glamorous.
I know what I’d rather be!

Same here, Happened

AnTHony you are an utter, utter, utter self inflated pointless cock.

Harsh but fair.

@WhattheHhashappened

Catkin

Harsh but fair.

Loved Alene's sensible cardigans to the evening meals versus the others.

Does Anthony realised that no woman will want to be with him after this show?

And I also question some people's agenda going into the show. Did jesse think living at home with his parents, was his wife going to he moving in with them? Nadia and her weird assortment of jobs. Vanessa still at uni.

Vanessa is screwed if Andy is asking his friend with a crush for advice!

A university course is probably a lot more transferable than a job. She could easily move. She just doesn’t fit with him, and just doesn’t realise. They should walk away now.

Oh her dad just said the same thing!🤣 (I’m 15 mins behind- watching a recording!)

Sharon and Nick are surprisingly trying hard.

Nadia needs to realise that they’re going to last maybe a fortnight if she moves to Sydney!

What's with the constant surname use throughout with Sharon and Nick - are they trying to boost their social media followers or something?

"I flamin' love you, Sharon Maarsh!"

"You flamin' gala, Nick Furphyy!"

(Not to mention her previous use of Jonesy every other word when she was talking to or about AbAndrew).

Pooor Andy

Hooray Vanessa and Andy. Right decision. Brave but hard.

It’s going to be one heck of a dinner party!

Yes am looking forward to seeing Andrew cringe!

Tomorrow might be the one episode of the whole series we’ve waited all these weeks for!

Love how Vanessa and Andy are both sobbing but still tucking into their chips.

When you're hungry, you're hungry!

Does Anthony realised that no woman will want to be with him after this show?

I strongly suspect that no woman wanted him before and that's why he was on the show.

Re: Nadia - even Mr Schaden (who feigns boredom and contempt, but actually watches the programme covertly from behind his Dick Francis Omnibus with the intense concentration of Jacob Rees-Mogg watching his offshore hedge fund profits) said "Don't grovel, woman. Just tell him "Fair enough. Your loss" and walk away".

Love how Vanessa and Andy are both sobbing but still tucking into their chips.

Chips are chips Ham.

Got to keep your priorities right.

If this show wasn't 3 years old, I'd have said the producers were on this thread and rewarding our devotion by finally showing them the lads' night.
Why can't Simon move? I can't remember. They spent so much time on Nadia and Susan's dilemmas about moving but have just glossed over Simon and Alene living far apart.

Oh my god, oh my god, the big reunion looks fab. Showing ABandrew the boys’ night footage???

I think after his dad died Simon moved in with his mum and cares for her. And he might be another one who works on a farm 🐑