Self-justifying attention-seeking strategies and manipulative psychoses in Aussie faux-scientific anthropological claptrap. MAFS Part Deux.

[SchadenfreudePersonified]

Hello All.

I hope it's bonza that I took the liberty of starting a second thread - just didn't want us gong walkabout in the bush (pardon my Fronch ) if we ran out of the other (whoops did it again!)

Wow if a man bought a dress and expected I wore it. Tad controlling.

My ex bought me a dress and told me to wear it. He was a massive narcissistic control freak.

Hello! Thanks for the new thread and no I don’t mind at all! Glad you did a link, I think I’d have missed it otherwise!😃

Yes Nadia... I think we know which part wants to go 'doors are closing'

Here’s a dress, look glam, so that you can sit in a wood and have strangers sing for you. How awkward!

And shoes without socks; Bleurgh!

I missed what she said to Spoony after he said about playing games? Did anyone hear?

I think Nadia said “Bullshit”.

Or even “so much bullshit”.

Spoony was in the dress shop and said Nadia had no boobs! Sorry, nothing more to say.

A bad dream?? How very convenient

I thought the same.

"Oh Nick, my darling, I love you so much and you are the other half of my heart but I can't ignore The Dreeeeeeeeaaaaaam!
"It's like the UNIVERSE is WARNING ME that we aren't right for each other. So we'll have to part." < sob, sob> "BTW- thanks for he rolex . . . "

And the other one is going to chuck poor Jesse, too. She was always going to go the same time as her sister.

I could’ve watched a whole hour of Simon and Alene and not got bored this evening. What a lovely couple. All else to me was filler - especially Sharon’s fake ‘doubts’ and Groundhog Day from Punxsutawney Michelle 😴

Spoony was in the dress shop and said Nadia had no boobs! Sorry, nothing more to say.

I know! She's got a perfectly good boobage. Alright, it's not like two basketballs like Cheryl, but hers were plastic.

I think Nadia's starting to look panic-stricken She should!

I wish the twins had gone home with Jonesey to play netball. Bore off!

It was a bit dull tonight. I'm already missing all the drama of Abandrew and Cheryl - anyone else got my back on that?

It was a bit dull, but mainly because they’re dragging everything out.

What happens now? I wasn’t paying enough attention!

@EasterBuns

Wow if a man bought a dress and expected I wore it. Tad controlling.

Yes, I was going to post something along those lines but then remembered that I was totally ok with Alene buying clothes for Simon and getting his hair cut, so felt a bit of a hypocrite.

@LarkDescending

I think Nadia said “Bullshit”.

Or even “so much bullshit”.

Ah ok thanks!

Yes she definitely did say “so much bullshit” and Anthony tried to murder her with his goggle eyes!

@SchadenfreudePersonified

A bad dream?? How very convenient

I thought the same.

"Oh Nick, my darling, I love you so much and you are the other half of my heart but I can't ignore The Dreeeeeeeeaaaaaam!
"It's like the UNIVERSE is WARNING ME that we aren't right for each other. So we'll have to part." < sob, sob> "BTW- thanks for he rolex . . . "

And the other one is going to chuck poor Jesse, too. She was always going to go the same time as her sister.

Yes, she has had it mapped out the WHOLE time - have to hand it to her, she's played a blinder!

And shoes without socks; Bleurgh!

Noticed this throughout the series. He loves his inappropriately smart, rigid footwear.
His hair free, tiny little ankles poking out of them make me want to puke.
Disclaimer: He’s said so many things about appearances I think he deserves a bit thrown back at him.

I missed Nadia saying "bullshit" sequence 😢

missed Nadia saying "bullshit" sequence 😢
Me too!

I didn't it was the closing credits 😂 I have subtitles 100% she said bullshit!

I think Anthony's hypnotising me through the TV with his scary eyes.
Bonus bingo points for hearing the following:
Got my back
This journey
So will you stay, or leave?
I'm a provider (mainly Anthony)
Day dot
Utter drivel from the "experts"
I'm strangely addicted to this programme!

It was a preview for the next episode (the bullshit bit).