Self-justifying attention-seeking strategies and manipulative psychoses in Aussie faux-scientific anthropological claptrap. MAFS Part Deux.

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Hello All.

I hope it's bonza that I took the liberty of starting a second thread - just didn't want us gong walkabout in the bush (pardon my Fronch ) if we ran out of the other (whoops did it again!)

I really feel for Vanessa saying she wants more communication and Andy saying he doesn't see a problem! I feel Vanessa's pain, I could not be with someone as uncommunicative as him, it would drive me mad...

Interesting clip of Lauren laying into Abandrew. Hope Cheryl joined in! Poor Jesse looking v awkward as Michelle arrived. Hope it’s as good as it looks!

I didn’t like the “I don’t know how to help you” stuff from Vanessa. Why would Andy need to be helped?

Ok I’ve gathered my thoughts again after the trailer. Ahem. Andrew and Vanessa’s heart to heart was genuinely sad but the right thing. Good to see Shazza compromising. Spoony was an absolute toaster if the highest degree. Why the hell did he commit at the last ceremony ????

I quite like big Andy. I find Vanessa more irritating constantly wittering on in her loud, strange voice. There was nothing ultimately bad about either of them, they just weren’t suited.

Toaster????? Tosser, obvs!!

I feel for Vanessa. I married my man who I struggled to communicate with and we worked it out. If she could stick with it, she too would learm I expect. But it's not easy.

It's just come to me who Vanessa looks like...Ricki Lake!

I liked toaster!

Yes she does look like Ricky Lake!

Yes we said Ricky Lake too!

It is a shame as Andrew obviously really liked Vanessa. He’s gone against his mum’s obvious distaste and his friends.

Redsky
Yes!!!!

I know. I’m gutted that Tommo the twat wins. Was Andy that bad? I thought he did try. And how could she say she didn’t understand his feelings when they’d just told each other their feelings in the commitment ceremonies (same question to Anthony too!)

Andy just doesn’t say anything. She pours her heart out and he just freezes. He seems a strange candidate for the whole programme though.

Honeyroar

Tomorrow might be the one episode of the whole series we’ve waited all these weeks for!

I CANNOT WAIT!!!

Another good one tonight! Love Alene's joie de vivre. I'm really feeling Nadia and Anthony are a storyline now, there's just no chemistry between them.
Tomorrow looks like a humdinger!

I thought toaster was deliberate and just a version of roaster that I didn't know.

In the middle of tonight's show.
Did anyone see this?! Sorry if it's already been discussed!

Vanessa definitely a Ricki Lake lookalike, but definitely does not look 31

I'll take one for the team and have Andy. I'm sure my husband won't mind

What?!

Just to clarify- I'll have quite Andy, not disgusting, sleazy Andrew! 😱

They were all on the gak and impaling each other on their stilettos?! And yet... the show has more filler than Cheryl’s gob?!

@KrabbyPatties hahaha so true 😂 imagine that night out being aired. That'd be 2 week's worth of glorious TV

@ginandgingers92

There’s no way that would have been omitted in the UK