Self-justifying attention-seeking strategies and manipulative psychoses in Aussie faux-scientific anthropological claptrap. MAFS Part Deux.

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Hello All.

I hope it's bonza that I took the liberty of starting a second thread - just didn't want us gong walkabout in the bush (pardon my Fronch ) if we ran out of the other (whoops did it again!)

I think Sean’s a “farmer” (FIFO mineworker) like Nadia is a “flight attendant/model” (lifeguard/barista).

Susan was just in it for the cowboy sex. Can't blame her for that.

I knew Mish was going to dump Jesse because Shaz looked so happy and smug while they were getting Mish ready for her ceremony. Shaz thinks she's won the game now, but joke's on her because she's got to live with ThickNick and his wine boxes and strippers.

Spoony will soon get bored of dreary Nadia and content himself with saying "I love you" into a mirror. He'll sporn by laying spoony lizard eggs and his species will take over the racing commentary community and then the world.

I hope gorgeous Simon and lovely Alene live happily ever after.

I recommend getting over involved in Australia seven year switch... wink

Seven year switch?

What is this programme of many delight? And what channel is it on? And when? And . . .

DOES IS MATCH UP TO AUSSIE MAFS?

This IS your life now, Toothbrush

It is ALL of our lives now . . .

The thing (well one of the things) that makes me uncomfortable about 7 year switch is only giving the swapped couples one bed.

I moved away from Australia 12 years ago and it's turned into a hotbed of drama and sexy times. I should have stayed

Wow, spoonface. Didn't see that coming... not.

I KNEW it!

I effing KNEW it!

WankTHony is such a tw*t! He just had to WIN - even though it isn't competition, he's made it into one.

What a total slime - but that daft bint is still sayingI;ll fight for him".

For crying out loud Nadia - have some dignity and common sense. Just say "Thank heaven's for that!" And then ay "I knew I'd never get rid of him unless I let him make it all about himself. Now he's gone I can get on with my life without him doing creepy-stalker-stuff for the next 20 years."

WankTHony's plaits mates look like they can't be *rsed with him either.

*plastic mates - not plaits.

Nadia is flipping deluded. Now she seems to be flying to Sydney to give SnakeEyes everything he wants - the chance to reject and humiliate her on (inter)national TV. I despair.

I thought AnTHony Couldn’t get any worse. WankTHony is on a new level.
What a Wan_er.

New series on Monday!!
We won’t get withdrawal symptoms after all!!

WankTHony’s friends Hugh and Nick are thinking ‘You’re a f’ing Wanker’...

Exactly Lark.

That egotistical psychopath will be loving every minute of this.

When it looked like she was going to kick him into touch he was all "Oh I love you so much, there is such a great future, if only you would give our love a chance etc etc etc"

Now it's all "C'mon- Iike her, but do I like her enough? My very important talking-about-horses job that I totally neglected without any ill effects for TWO SOLID MONTHS means that I haven't got time in my life for a relationship which is why I went in for this experiment to find love."

They are Happened.

You can see the strained boredom written all over their faces.

I see Vanessa doesn't like it much either, that Big Andrew has a life other than worshipping her (though I admit that Everest is slightly extreme). I wonder if he listened to her speech again at leisure and thought -"Hang on! This doesn't sound like a woman who gives a toss . . . "

(I think his Horrible Mother and his Strange Friend Tommo might have had something to do with it)

I think his Horrible Mother and his Strange Friend Tommo might have had something to do with it
His mother is shocking isn’t she?! 😅

I’m half way through tonight’s episode and GOD is it tedious!!

Anthony too his wedding off. Wtf.
He's even more of a game player than I ever thought. What an absolute twat he is!!!

Run for the hill Nadia. Away from him !

Only managed to watch a little of tonights episode.

I can sort of see where Vanessa is coming from. Long distance relationships aren't great and would be even worse with quiet andy.