After Cheryl finally called it quits with Jonathon he returned to his friends and family to find the blonde friend who caused a kerfuffle at his wedding has been dating his dad! Shocked by the news he goes out drinking and who should turn up, but this friend. She tells him that after watching him marry Cheryl she’d had to confront her feelings about him, and since he was already married she’d let those feeling move on to his dad.
At that moment he admitted that the only reason he’d even married Cheryl was to make her jealous and moved in to kiss her, but she pushed him away. Unfortunately for him, she continued to explain, his dad was a real “goer” and she was really happy now.
His confidence knocked - first his wife doesn’t fancy and worship him, and now the woman he tried to make jealous hasn’t fallen at his feet - he decides to use his IT powers to take over the world. He creates an app called “Screw you Cheryl, I’m hot!” designed to take the world by storm. Unfortunately no one subscribes, but luckily there is a new IT woman in his office who has painfully low self esteem! Jonathon decides to try his luck with her. All seems to be going well until she reveals she was only dating him to make his friend jealous.
He suddenly remembers Scarlett! How could he have forgotten! He texts her and she tells him she is still living at home and trying to write her book (with love hearts over the i’s natch), but that she’d be willing to give it a go.
What she doesn’t tell him is that since doing the show she’d been training as a stunt woman, because she felt she needed a skill to fall back on in case the writing didn’t work out.
On their very first date, and with advice from one of the experts (who shall remain nameless, John), she decides to surprise him by arranging a “fake” car crash. The plan is that she will go hurtling through the windscreen as her car collides with the lamppost near where he will be sitting. She will hit the lamppost head first (but with a helmet covered in blonde hair and wires pulling her back preventing injury). Hopefully this will inspire his protective side to emerge (says John).
Unfortunately on the day of the date, Jonathon decides it would look cooler to be leaning against a lamppost outside when she arrives. With no time to react or change trajectory, Scarlet hurtles through the air, head butting Jonathon squarely in the jaw, before rebounding and finding her feet.
He was killed instantly, but Scarlett’s autobiography “A Killer First Date” made it into the best seller’s list for three weeks the following year. It was later revealed she had ghost writers involved.