Masterchef 2020 scatter beetroot powder and get your fingers OFF

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I love this guy who's explaining all the dishes. I'm going to train one of my children to do that at meal times.

"Here we have a piece of peanut butter toast. We usually serve this with cucumber but the bloody dog stole it again so it's just tomatoes today."

It is so very pretentious. Very clever but...

Obviously everyone's googling in disbelief at the pretentious wankery because their website appears to be down

It's the commentary as much as the cooking.

Anyone just craving a Brownie or some Sticky Toffee Pudding. This is beautiful but very pretentious.

Who do we reckons out then?

God, Gregg is gross!

It's all so hard and I'm not sure I see the point to be honest, it still gets scoffed down.

Do we really want our pudding served up in an envelope ?

'Stropwoofel'

LOL

I had a wanky dish served in an eggshell, with caviar in. Was scrumptious but clearly I needed an ostrich egg not chicken.

This is all a bit mental.

I appreciate Jocky for trying to pronounce stroopwafel correctly.

RomaineCalm nightmare

Oooooo, did anyone see the #me@20 on twatter? Look at young Mr Rayner.

This is the only one I think is cool as opposed to wanky.

Wow Jay !

Never was your name more accurate ohwhat

For pity's sake, has nobody taught Gregggggg how to hold a spoon?

Yes agreed about the cheesecake. It looked amazing

Oh God I just looked up to see Greggggg holding his spoon like a toddler and an involuntary cry left my lips.

I'd say David goes. Given that he dropped the ball. Boom boom.

A bit Heathcliffian there young Jay

Gregggg's in Grandad mode again.

Last cook off.

Where they going on this years jolly then?
Oh fuck, gregg dressed in the dark again.

Oh my word... Jay!