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Masterchef 2020 scatter beetroot powder and get your fingers OFF

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fourquenelles · 01/04/2020 21:46

This is new thread

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HMSSophie · 16/04/2020 21:10

Not just you hal

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 16/04/2020 21:11

Like a wine waiter, but brought us a selection of oils to dip our bread in BEFORE our 7 course tasting menu.
That’s just construction of the cake innit..

ellenanora5 · 16/04/2020 21:11

Not just you Halsall I thought the same, for all his imagination and talent the name of his restaurant is crap

fourquenelles · 16/04/2020 21:12

5* cheffy wank this but fascinating

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ilovesooty · 16/04/2020 21:12

I paid homage to the night by having bread and butter pudding.

ellenanora5 · 16/04/2020 21:13

Thanks OhWhat for a minute there I thought he was dressed like an olive oil bottle or a big olive

Grin
RomaineCalm · 16/04/2020 21:13

Spanish version...

'pasteles y burbujas'

HMSSophie · 16/04/2020 21:14

romaine sooo much better !

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 16/04/2020 21:14

Oh we had the savoury version of the egg, egg white mousse with a yolk of black truffle gel. We requested that, the poor buggers next to us got baby octopus served in its own ink. 🤭It was incredibly posh though.

Halsall · 16/04/2020 21:15

Glad it's not just me. Cakes'n'Bubbles sounds a bit like a beachside cafe in Margate serving a strange mash-up of Victoria sponges and fried breakfasts.

No disrespect to Essex, mind.

fourquenelles · 16/04/2020 21:16

I have been making cornflake cakes during isolation with cheap Frosties and even cheaper chocolate. I have about a thousand of them in the freezer. I also made black treacle and oat biscuits. My advice - don't.

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OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 16/04/2020 21:16

It sounds like a cake shop owned by two sisters, one of who makes her own bath bombs.

HMSSophie · 16/04/2020 21:16

four GrinGrin

fourquenelles · 16/04/2020 21:17

OhWhat Grin

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OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 16/04/2020 21:18

I’ve been doing no knead bread. Fam devour it like wolves. The gf version not so good.
I take it back, this isn’t construction.

HMSSophie · 16/04/2020 21:19

Ok if we're showing off baking skills I made a fat-free coffee and walnut cake with coconut flour. It was absolutely vile.

Halsall · 16/04/2020 21:20

Have they learned nothing? A one-handed quenelle is a rocher, as any fule kno.

Peasants!!

PotterHead1985 · 16/04/2020 21:20

I'm doing:

This

ilovesooty · 16/04/2020 21:20
TheDogsMother · 16/04/2020 21:21

Wow this is such precision stuff

fourquenelles · 16/04/2020 21:22

Cor Potter they look good

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HMSSophie · 16/04/2020 21:22

And watching tv? And MN? potter that's impressive

Halsall · 16/04/2020 21:22

Cherish!!

fourquenelles · 16/04/2020 21:22

Cherish! I luffs her

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GrouchyKiwi · 16/04/2020 21:22

I ate half a Ferrero Rocher Easter egg right now so I'm feeling quite proud too.

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