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Masterchef 2020 scatter beetroot powder and get your fingers OFF

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fourquenelles · 01/04/2020 21:46

This is new thread

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TheDogsMother · 16/04/2020 21:22

Oh no ! I don't like Cherish

RomaineCalm · 16/04/2020 21:23

*Have they learned nothing? A one-handed quenelle is a rocher, as any fule kno.

Peasants!!*

GrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrin

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 16/04/2020 21:23

I remember my first mc thread discussing tat very thing Halsall.
I’ve rashly promised dd if we ever get to that London ever again we will go. Dh said bugger that, arrange to meet your millionaire mate there. Cheeky twat.

Halsall · 16/04/2020 21:23

Hang on.....did she just say 'Olympic gold medallist', or am I hallucinating?

LizzieLoafer · 16/04/2020 21:24

Did John and Lisa have their honeymoon at the same time then? They were in Mauritius in January.
I kept expecting Lisa to pop up behind the barbecue.

ilovesooty · 16/04/2020 21:24

I had a white chocolate ice lolly as well. Feel a bit sick now.

GrouchyKiwi · 16/04/2020 21:25

I have, however, been working on mastering sourdough bread, so baking is happening here too. Just not sweet stuff.

GrouchyKiwi · 16/04/2020 21:26

I like the blonde chef woman. She's dramatic and calm all at the same time. What a talent.

David!

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 16/04/2020 21:26

This is the most wasteful dessert ever.

Halsall · 16/04/2020 21:26

If we're confessing, I made salted chocolate chip cookies.

GrouchyKiwi · 16/04/2020 21:26

This is high level pretentious wankery. I am agog.

ilovesooty · 16/04/2020 21:27

Gregg stop slurping.

SavageBeauty73 · 16/04/2020 21:27

I made a vegan banana bread earlier. It was bloody inedible. My cheeky son said 'Not a contender for Masterchef' 😂

Halsall · 16/04/2020 21:27

That was a hideous Hannibal Lector moment from Gregggggggg just then 😱

HMSSophie · 16/04/2020 21:27

Agog is correct. Now I have a clearer picture of what gets scarfed down on 5 star Dubai hotels.

RomaineCalm · 16/04/2020 21:28

Well spotted LizzieLoafer. Imagine having to take Greggg with you on your honeymoon though?!

ilovesooty · 16/04/2020 21:29

Those look like individual turds.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 16/04/2020 21:29

Love seeing the wanky puds. Not loving seeing greggg make his sex face every time he eats one.

Halsall · 16/04/2020 21:30

Sooty GrinGrin

HMSSophie · 16/04/2020 21:30

sootyGrinGrin

fourquenelles · 16/04/2020 21:30

Just what I was thinking ilovesooty

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ilovesooty · 16/04/2020 21:30

Or close up like those swanky folded towels.

ilovesooty · 16/04/2020 21:31

I wasn't alone then. Grin

GrouchyKiwi · 16/04/2020 21:31

Those sorbet lollypops are a waste of bloody time. Just give me a bowl of the stuff.

ilovesooty · 16/04/2020 21:32

God this is pretentious!

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