Neighbours Spoilers. Will Elly go to jail? Will Bea pen a new song about the mine? Who's going to keep Asteroid? How will we cope on two episodes a week? Will they all go into lockdown?

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Spoilers y'all. Though goodness knows what we'll do when we run out of episodes. Hope everyone has accents ready for the mass roll play!

I like the idea of Ned and Amy, I see that working. He needs someone fun after B and V. Perhaps he'll call her A.
Bea
V
She
Amy
they all rhyme

I reckon V will go back with Dipi to recuperate.

Apparently Pierce leaves before Dipi arrives.

That’s good. I can’t be arsed with any wistful glances across the plaza.

Yes, and Amy is like a fun version of Elly. I know Leo gets in the mix with Chloe, I could totally see them together as she’s more mature than when they were bonking last time but he’s not back for long enough, unless they/he decide to extend at the end of the year. I want Nicolette to stick around for manipulating purposes regardless.

We are definitely due a new family so maybe put Leo and Chloe in the penthouse, Nicolette and Jane back at the BooBoos, Clive back at his house if he’s not already, and a new family in the Brennan house. PLEASE. We only have one kid on the street at Erinsborough High. That seems against the laws of neighbours!

I reckon Jane should move in with Clive. We'd see her about like we do Clive. I like Chloe but actually I'd be ok with her leaving for NY with Leo. She's meant to be making the most of her life but instead she's stuck in Erin's borough

Nic with the Boo's and baby Betty.

Mel in with Toadie.

Kennedy's need a new kid. Surely they have a couple of younger grandkids who need to live with Gramps and Granny?

And then yes, new big family into the ex-Brennan household. Nuclear family with three or four kids, some in highschool and some not yet. Maybe a nurse and a teacher.

Don’t forget we need a mechanic! Although we’ve seen less and less of the garage so maybe they are trying to get rid.

Yeah Pierce has gone now. Nicolette acted like a psycho while he was back, ripping up his and Chloe’s wedding album then going crazy at him when he bought Chloe duplicate prints. She also screamed at him that he couldn’t give Chloe a baby and that she was having a baby with Chloe. Pierce told Chloe, David and Aaron. Paul, Leo and Pierce hatched a plot together-Leo bought Pierce’s vineyard where the wedding was and offered Chloe a job working there, in order to try and get her away from Nicolette. He apparently falls for Chloe again.

Yeah I think the Pierce bit starts next week for us.

Clive back at his house if he’s not already

He’s gone, after Jane deliberately killed his houseplant. I think they’ve broken up as well, he said he needed “time and space” but I missed a couple of weeks so maybe they’re ok.

Ha! Why did she kill it? To get rid of him or was she jealous? I wouldn’t put it past Jane for the latter 😂

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Clive back at his house if he’s not already

He’s gone, after Jane deliberately killed his houseplant. I think they’ve broken up as well, he said he needed “time and space” but I missed a couple of weeks so maybe they’re ok.

And that's why he's avoid in snog, marry, push down the well

Mel can't be in with Toadie - she breaks up with him.

I'm hoping Chloe sees sense and leaves Nicolette.
Though Nic has another life/baby threatening accident at the vineyard.
So maybe everyone will forgive her 🤷🏼‍♀️

Oh God, that leaves him living alone with the kids with Mackenzie who is now an adult. How will he resist her????

Ha! Why did she kill it? To get rid of him or was she jealous? I wouldn’t put it past Jane for the latter 😂

Indeed Chloe and Nicolette were fed up of him living with them and he blamed them for the demise of the plant, as it died due to the thermostat being left on high alll night. Jane then admitted she’d tampered with the thermostat, trying to make the plant wilt a bit so Clive would take it home, and obviously go with it, as she was fed up with him living there too but just didn’t want to say. He must be impossible to live with, Sheila couldn’t stick him being around hers too long either! 🤣 The plant is called Herbert. RIP Herbert

Who was Phoebe in h&a? She’s joining neighbours as is some model girl.

Oh wait, I recognise her. She moped about with a guitar.

Yeah she was one Justin's too young gf's.! I like Phoebe. She snogged Ash. Lucky girl

I don’t recall Ash. It was around the time I gave it up because everything was becoming a River Boys plot.

Ash was a type of River boy wasn't he?

He was going to have a baby with Kat when she got together with Robbo.
He then got together with Tori before leaving.

I don't recall Phoebe being with Justin, wasn't she with Kyle?

Ash.

Phoebe was with Ash when she got pregnant with twins by Kyle but she lost them both. Ash was with Kat and then she tried to run away with Robbo whilst pregnant with Ash's and they both died. He was with Tori until just before he left.

Phoebe was with Kyle then Ash as above but she got with Justin before she left to pursue her music career

Also Ash left to be in Cyprus with his sister Billie's baby. She married VJ - Leah's son - before dying of cancer and he'd initially thought the baby was his but it was actually Irene's son who raped Billie. VJ stuck with them both though and left for Cyprus so Irene's son couldn't get to her. Ash left as it was the only link left to his sister. Tori didn't go because she's crazy. I love Ash. Then he left, had a hair cut, and now his face doesn't look right anymore. I miss Ash.

Wow VJ’s old enough to get married?!
It’s a long, long time since I watched H&A.
Think I stopped at the start of the river boys thing, I remember one called Brax

Yeah, I don’t remember Ash at all. I definitely stopped before he was there. And VJ was still a kid but I remember he suddenly got cast as a 6 packed teen/18 year old or something. I wonder what boy VJ looks like now.

Oh Facebook…

Does anyone miss the old Pierce? The new Pierce just doesn't seem like a nice guy and frankly, he's not as attractive!

Yeah I miss the old Pierce. It's like the new Pierce had a complete personality transplant. Then has the cheek to come back and act all jealous and weird about Chloe/Mix when he's the one that had the affair and destroyed his marriage in the first place.

Anyone else noticed that Chloe seems to have adopted Nic's black leather skirt?

Chloe and Nicolette get engaged