Neighbours Spoilers. Will Elly go to jail? Will Bea pen a new song about the mine? Who's going to keep Asteroid? How will we cope on two episodes a week? Will they all go into lockdown?

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Spoilers y'all. Though goodness knows what we'll do when we run out of episodes. Hope everyone has accents ready for the mass roll play!

That won't end well.

No, I wonder if Chloe feels she has to say yes because of the baby situation. I’m hoping for some high drama outcome with Nicolette being super manipulative. Whether she keeps the baby from them or not I’m not sure as when they made the deal that was the main concern so maybe too obvious. Maybe she will try to extort money from them.

Oh well that might be a clue lol

I wonder if they are lining up Chloe to leave with Leo in early 2022? April Rose will have been there for four years by that point.
Meanwhile, Amy got it on with Levi last night-what is this show coming to?!

Is Amy going to be in a Levi/Ned love triangle? Fair play to Amy though. She’s single, they’re single… why the fuck not.

Chloe and Leo in NY makes a hell of a lot of sense. Way more than most of the relationships we’ve had this year.

Do we know who the two new women cast will be? I know one is rumoured to be Hendrix’s sister.

Threesome??

Yes I like Chloe but I think a clean break away from the street is the only hope

Well after kissing Ned and getting caught by Toadie and Dipi, who were not too impressed, Amy decided Ned was not the uncomplicated fun she was looking for. Levi, after giving every impression of having a crush on Harlow, told Amy he was looking for some uncomplicated fun and…well you know the rest Ned and Levi apparently both fall for her.
I’m not sure who the two women are, one is called Britney Barnes apparently. The one played by H and As Phoebe is rumoured to be Clive’s daughter or maybe Nicolette’s ex. Probably just speculation though 🤷‍♀️

I mean, there's no chance in hell Levi is capable of uncomplicated fun. Or fun.

What's going on with Levi and this trouble he's getting in to?

So curtesy of a few fb posts on the spoilers group: Chloe is overwhelmed by the engagement so tells Nicolette she’s going to Booboo house but actually goes to the vineyard with Leo and they get drunk. She wakes up in his jacket not knowing what happened. She then goes to go and tell Nicolette who in the meantime (weird bit that doesn’t make sense but I hope will come i when watching) sees footage from Erinsborough’s Film Festival (the new Cannes) of Chloe and Leo’s cars parked over night (isn’t the vineyard not in Erinsborough!?!) and does her own maths. At some point the Booboos seem to somehow cover for Chloe and Nicolette is angry they are lying.

Chloe confesses she doesn’t know what happened. Nicolette does a runner and everyone is looking for her including Levi who is meant to be in a date with Amy (and no doubt Paul as he loves a manhunt). David blames Leo and punches him. Leo moves from house Booboo to Paul and Terese’s (how many bedrooms? Maybe Roxy and Harlow will share but if not I’m sure the extendable house won’t have an issue).

At some point after this Leo goes in for a kiss with Chloe.

Also there’s some yawn fest plot about the Quills buying dodgy land with Harlow playing Detective and Jesse confessing to her.

Yeah o was confused about the cars thing too

How many bedrooms does Toadies house have to house him, the kids and the 3 girls?

Am I the only one who thinks Pierce is gorgeous?

Yes Smokey. Yes you are.

🤣🤣🤣

Old Pierce maybe

Ok then I prefer this Pierce than the other one 🤣🤣🤣. I have strange taste then LOL!

He’s a bit Nick Knowles like. Defo old Piece for me (or Levi). I’m glad Leo is back to, he’d be on my list 😂

Shane pre drugs days. That's it.

You were obsessed with Gary. You can’t deny it 🤣

My mighty ladybird

What was the ladybird?

The lumber ladybird was a sex move invented by Xanthe’s mother, Brooke but perfected by Gary (originally thought to be the inventor) and adored by Terese, and possibly Amy. Exact moves were never divulged but “Limber Ladybird” was said way too many times, often around the time your brain bleaching had reset…

Limber not lumber. One isn't hauling timber. Not that kind of wood anyway.

😂😂
Limber ladybird- Can’t even begin to imagine what that move would involve!