Maatercheffians assemble 2020 no. 2

[fourquenelles]

New thread here

Oh lordy, I'm being tempted by a pair of leather trousers. Say no, Grouchy.

Hi all.

Oh god yes no locusts for coal also. Or white chocolate with fish.

Jordan has great hair

Good evening. Shout-outs (gentle) to all feeling unwell and/or worried.

Have just had the first 110% of the series?

Duck 2for2 so far!!

Have we just had, that should have said.

Jonty's had a haircut.

I would have a waterbath but we were broke at Christmas and Mammy potter only just came out of hospital so presents weren't a thing.

But lots of unnatural holes TheDogsMother and he has already got all the cheffy tatts

She looks like a girl I knew growing up :/. It isn't her mind

Ooh sounds bloody lovely jay55

Might mention that to ds1, unfortunately he's lost his job as the kitchen is closed, but maybe he's bored and could make that and more and leave it on my doorstep

I'm here. Was reminded when I heard the sound of the 'duck truck' arriving!

@fourquenelles I'm letting some of my holes close up - growing up :/. Still got the tats tho

Goat?

Impressive eyebrows Jenny

Noooo blackberries and mulberries are not the same, Gregg.

@ellenanora5 sorry to hear re DSs job. Stupid Coronavirus

Mmmm. Love a bit of goat. Never had it with peanut sauce, though.

Oh I love Luca. What an accent !

Italy. Luca I have high hopes.

I like Italian chap. I hope he accidentally thwaps Gregg one whilst flailing about expressively.

Mortadella is really fatty and heartburn inducing.

Ok I'll have the starter pasta please. Yum. You can keep those flat crabs tho - bleugh

Wasn't there someone obsesssd with peanut butter last year?

That's a big bowl of food from yer woman

I think those were blackberries, though, Grouchy. They didn't look like mulberries.