Maatercheffians assemble 2020 no. 2

[fourquenelles]

New thread here

This lot are rubbish

This lot are not doing well, better have been sent home in the early weeks

Cor Potter dribble

Not great puddings this time round.

This lot tonight are not impressing me!

Hmm, if Gisela had just melted the chocolate and mixed it with some cream, she'd have had a sauce. Easy. Though I admit it's easy for me to say, sitting here watching it.

Potter I had a big, delicious dinner of pork steaks, mashed potato & gravy, and I still want to eat your dinner.

I quite like Pete. He is going to crash and burn now.

When Gregg stands next to Pete they look like a Status Quo tribute band.

Another duck?! They must have moved the MC kitchen next to the park.

Dust dust dust dust

My favourite pudding

I still don't like Kenny.

I do NOT remember Nisha. Nice to see Kenny doing well.

It always makes me laugh when they earnestly say 'they need to cook xyz perfectly'.

Gosh, you think?

I'm planning Mother's Day. So far I'm at Scallop starter (that's as far on that!!), roast lamb main (again as far) and a black Forrest pudding with chantilly.

I like Pete

Could do with something else solid on that plate I think. A starch

Where is 'me on a plate' ? We've usually had this by now.

Oh dear James "I'm mad me!" Calm down dear

Well done, James.

That choc sauce looks amazing.

James has cracked it

Ooh I wanna slap her. It isn't eXpresso

Wow James, we'll done. I would have ordered all of this things.

Or Choritso.

Potter. I just said exactly the same thing !