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Maatercheffians assemble 2020 no. 2

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fourquenelles · 12/03/2020 20:06

New thread here

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RomaineCalm · 27/03/2020 21:05

I like the sound of this. I wonder where someone can create a liquorice allsorts dessert. With jelly babies. And Opal Fruits.

PotterHead1985 · 27/03/2020 21:06

She failed!!! Mammy Potter: oooh I like blackjacks

BuckingFrolics · 27/03/2020 21:07

Ooh liquorice all sorts puddingnyes indeed!

RomaineCalm · 27/03/2020 21:07

If I was really good at this I'd recreate the 'Penny Tray'.

GrouchyKiwi · 27/03/2020 21:08

That roasted pineapple looks amazing.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 27/03/2020 21:09

Evening. Oh look it’s Wednesday fucking Addams.

PotterHead1985 · 27/03/2020 21:09

Mammy Potter: yesss please

(Her ingnoring is going well)

fourquenelles · 27/03/2020 21:09

What's a penny tray Romaine?

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BuckingFrolics · 27/03/2020 21:09

There were surprise bags round my way - 10p bags with, well, surprise sweets inside.

GrouchyKiwi · 27/03/2020 21:10

WHY IS GREGG DOING ALL THE TALKING?! This is not right.

Rhubarb is foul and should be banned.

PotterHead1985 · 27/03/2020 21:11

@GrouchyKiwi agree re the rhubarb. Hate the stuff. Mammy loves it

jay55 · 27/03/2020 21:11

Rhubarb is awesome. I hate pears tho.

GrouchyKiwi · 27/03/2020 21:12

I like Renata. She sounds like she'd garrott Gregg if he got too annoying.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 27/03/2020 21:12

I like everyone except Wednesday. I am craving some proper pudding. We had tinned pears. That was sad.

BuckingFrolics · 27/03/2020 21:13

Preparing to drool. Might have to crack open my emergency bag of jaffachocolates

PotterHead1985 · 27/03/2020 21:13

I'm doing Mammy's Mother's Day pudding this Sunday finally. It's black Forrest pudding. Like summer pudding but black Forrest.

RomaineCalm · 27/03/2020 21:13

Fourq The Penny Tray was a tray of sweets kept under the counter of the local shop. Everything was a penny (and some things were two for a penny). All things like fruit salads, black jacks, lollies, jelly worms, aniseed balls, big bubble gums, flying saucers etc.

We used to get 5p for the Penny Tray if we'd done all of our jobs on a Saturday.

GrouchyKiwi · 27/03/2020 21:14

DH is trying to teach me how to say millefeuille properly. I am not winning.

That looks good.

Halsall · 27/03/2020 21:15

Mill foy Angry

fourquenelles · 27/03/2020 21:15

That looked so pretty!

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GrouchyKiwi · 27/03/2020 21:15

Oh yum, Potter. Black Forest is my favourite. I do a BF trifle.

Halsall · 27/03/2020 21:16

Sorry, Grouchy, that wasn't aimed at you! Shock

'Twas a comment on Jonty's French

PotterHead1985 · 27/03/2020 21:16

@GrouchyKiwi mine too.

BuckingFrolics · 27/03/2020 21:17

Anyone know what sherbet actually is?

GrouchyKiwi · 27/03/2020 21:17

Heh, Halsall, I do manage a LITTLE better than that. Wink

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