Maatercheffians assemble 2020 no. 2

[fourquenelles]

New thread here

@jay55 we are just short the hispi

Halsall

God it’s annoying me. Christopher Walken!
Ugh bloody Ming.

Poor jack. The heat on him. I die hot and sweat but he looks ill with the placing of his redness.

fourq we should have a music-hall mindreading act

Jonty doesn't look impressed by that main.

Jack is very good at shiny sauces.

OhWhat I have a face in my mind that he reminds me of but for the life of me I can't put a name to him.

Oh Steve. I am not sure about this.

Jack has that ruddy farmer face thing. So many boys at school have it.
Our pooch is being a total bugger. Two long walks (me and dh then dd) and she’s still running about like a scopididdle. Excuse the mess, all her toys and blankets.

I hate runny eggs.

ohwhat can I borrow your dog please? Gorgeous

Ah Fuckery she is adorable and looks full of mischief.

Beethoven is wiped. Sooty is on the other couch.

OhWhat I thank the lord that I have 3 very old boys who are happy with a 20 minute poggle round the park

Aww OhWhat she is gorgeous, has a look of divilment about her

Why do they bite the fork?

Oh fuck off speaking cock.

Beverly is quite a cool customer

I have a throat tickle. Am I dying???!!!?

Potter Lovely sleeping dog. His hair is gorgeous.

Come on, Beverley.

Another day like today Bucking and you’re welcome.
Oh no Beverly.

Not so good in this round though. I left the room for 10mins to find that the duck-scallop-fondant trinity had arrived.

Love Ping.

I'm getting very jealous of the pooch photos, adorable Beethoven Potter

@Grouchy he needs a bath and a brush!!!