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Sexting Disloyal Wankbadgers Thread - SCD 2019 FINAL

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TheMustressMhor · 14/12/2019 20:08

Who is going to win?

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moglovesmincepies · 25/12/2019 18:03

Missed the end who won?

TheSquitz · 25/12/2019 18:08

Debbeh

moglovesmincepies · 25/12/2019 18:35

Thanks. Thought joe would have won!

TitsInAbsentia · 25/12/2019 19:21

That was all a bit meh for me....also think Joe should have been made to dance with a new partner not the one he had in the show, not that it would have helped him as I think it was always going to be a Debbeh win. Thought all the outfits apart from Chizzy's were rather dull too. Ah well, christmas pudding time Xmas Grin

DingDongSchadenfreudeOnHigh · 25/12/2019 21:01

Debbeh should not have won.

I wanted Chizzy to win.

And on a slightly different track - Debbeh looked very matronly - I've never thought that about her before. And I thought both Claudia and Tess looked chubby - I've never thought that before either - especially about Tess. For all she has wonky boobs and only half a dress most of the time, I've always thought she had a lovely figure - but she looked shapeless in that baked potato foil frock.

Bloody Hell! The Grinch has rubbed off on me . . .

covetingthepreciousthings · 25/12/2019 21:16

I also didn't think Debbeh should have won.. she won the actual show, it would have been nice for someone else to win.

I think either Chizzy, or even Mark Wright , I actually really liked his routine.

GrouchyKiwi · 25/12/2019 21:22

Debbeh didn't win her year. It was Joe McFadden.

I'm surprised Chizzy was in that same year. I thought she was on much longer ago than that!

covetingthepreciousthings · 25/12/2019 22:30

Debbeh didn't win her year. It was Joe McFadden

Whoops! Ignore me, must have had too much Peach Bellini Xmas Grin

Equanimitas · 25/12/2019 23:30

I suspect they don't give the judges any paddles with numbers under 8 for the Christmas Special, and they must slip Craig happy pills.

NumbersStation · 25/12/2019 23:41

Gemma looked amaZING. I loved her dancing with P. Gokky. And the little one is gorgeous.

Tess and Claude not so much. Twa turkeys. Oven ready.

Liked Mark and I loved Chizzy. Graziano is growing on me.

The Grinch didn’t. But bless he’s a good egg and the colour of sprouts so it was suitably festive.

I didn’t love Joe and Diane’s routine although it was done well.

I didn’t love the quickstep either though concede it was a crowd pleaser as quicksteps usually are. I don’t know why I didn’t love it. Qs is my favourite usually.

I preferred the white feathery dance.

And Craig as a flouncy snowflake.

I dare say my opinion would have been different if I’d been off my tits on my robbed baileys. Crown Grin

Piggywaspushed · 26/12/2019 08:31

Gemma does look well : has she had her boob job removed? She looked more in proportion?

She is too tall to dance with Gorka though so was all hunched over.

The white feathers dance was lovely!

GruffaIoChrimbo · 26/12/2019 09:29

Belated Merry Xmas to you all.
I agree that either Mark or Chizzy should have won that.
Gemma would have won had she and Gorks done a dreamy frosty romantic number like Katie/Brenda or Harry/Jo whereas shoehorning a jive in to usea Mommy number was awks not Gorks - a lovely foxtrot with gorgeous dress would have won it for her. She won Babywarz hands down though.
Mark was good - what was the big mistake I didn't see?
Chizzy was also very good - reminded me of Alison/Lisa (Vicky Giggles always seems to dress plus size women a certain way) but I love the fact that Graz is...I can teach cha cha (One show) look, I CAN teach cha cha (it takes two) look, I really can (Xmas spesh)
I wouldn't mind seeing Graz again on the main show.
Gorks and Kev, my God Kev, outdanced their partners - Kevin really went for it - if he plays it back, he might realise that he is dancing like Debs is a pro (she is great, I love her, but his energy levels are ridiculous): he has the glitterball, Children in need, Xmas and the tour now.
Jo and Diane's I hated with a passion. They could have done canery with just a nice Smooth - this was all over the place and I wish she could have her natural hair back.
The end dance was lovely.

DoesntLeftoverTurkeySoupDragOn · 26/12/2019 09:40

I thought Mark's dance was joyless and flat
Chizzy was so much better than before
Loved Joe and Diane and they were my pick for winners despite it being an odd mix of styles
Debbie was slightly disappointing
Grinch (Richard? I actually have no idea who he is!) was poor but fun.
Enjoyed Gemma's dance and yes, she definitely won baby wars. Mostly because there were no other contestants.

Why didn't they give a jokey Christmas gift to everyone?

TheMustressMhor · 26/12/2019 10:01

Why didn't they give a jokey Christmas gift to everyone?

On the BBC?

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TheMustressMhor · 26/12/2019 10:03

Re - Dianne's hair.

Is it just me or does anyone else think it looks a bit odd when she's doing a serious dance?

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DoesntLeftoverTurkeySoupDragOn · 26/12/2019 10:45

On the BBC?

Yes. Obviously.

They gave Gemma a baby outfit, Chizzy got a framed photo of Graziano, Grinch got nothing, Debbie got Joe Varney in a box...

WeKnowFrogsGoShaLaLaLaLa · 26/12/2019 10:53

@OP - I said the same. I have bright red hair myself but felt it really effected the overall visual of the graceful white dance yesterday.

TheMustressMhor · 26/12/2019 11:40

So I've almost finished the bottle of sherry. Will have to start on the third bottle of Co-Op gin later.

And at least nobody posted the spoiler yesterday.

I am thankful for small mercies.

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DingDongSchadenfreudeOnHigh · 26/12/2019 12:18

I dare say my opinion would have been different if I’d been off my tits on my robbed baileys.

Xmas Grin Xmas Grin Xmas Grin

TheMustressMhor · 26/12/2019 12:20

"Robbed Bailey's"

Xmas Hmm
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TheMustressMhor · 26/12/2019 12:21

And that

Xmas Hmm

is the best emoji in the whole wide world.

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DingDongSchadenfreudeOnHigh · 26/12/2019 12:25

And at least nobody posted the spoiler yesterday.

Brilliant, wasn't it Mhor? Respect for the congregation followers!

I didn't read the thread deliberately because I knew those who were watching "live" (I forgot - I am ashamed Xmas Blush) would post stuff - as is their Craig-given right.

And I enjoyed the show the better for it. (Would have been better again if Chizzy had won)

TheMustressMhor · 26/12/2019 12:31

I confess, Schadenfreude, that I, too, wanted Chizzy to win.

As a former Fat Lady myself I would have liked that very much.

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DingDongSchadenfreudeOnHigh · 26/12/2019 12:33

She was incredibly sinuous Mhor - and a lovely bubbly girl, too.

I like her.

TitsInAbsentia · 26/12/2019 12:34

I didn't realise there was such a height issue with Gemma and Gorks (available stats indicate she is 0.02m taller than him) hence I think the dance was chosen so she could wear flats, although there are other dances that would lend to flats albeit none of them dreamy/floaty types.

Debbeh def got the best gift, I'd be running away with the Joe Varney in a box!