The prize for those who spoil next year should be one night on the nest with said sexting disloyal wankbadger.
They can compare their faux naive protestations.
For example - Oh I didn’t know you weren’t supposed to post spoilers...
And I wasn’t complementing her on her frankly massive chesticles - merely concerned as to how things that size would cause her pain...
Tena could commission a mattress for all the pish they come out with....