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Professional Masterchef 2019: Speaking clocks, shocks and stocks

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RomaineCalm · 21/11/2019 20:06

Here we go...

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ProperVexed · 21/11/2019 20:50

Sorry, but no -one is worse than Greggg

ThursdayLastWeek · 21/11/2019 20:51

I know, I know, I’m a newbie to this thread I’m sorry.
But TPB describing something as sprightly gives me the horrors.

PotterHead1985 · 21/11/2019 20:51

So far not a clue. Altho sams overcooked not good

ProperVexed · 21/11/2019 20:52

Apology accepted....you'll soon get the utter hatred.

ProperVexed · 21/11/2019 20:52

Has anyone fainted clean away at the thought of Jay in his underpants eating sorbet..

Halsall · 21/11/2019 20:52

Sam seems hyper-intense and veeeeeeeery serious about it all. He's not going to deal with this well.

Footle · 21/11/2019 20:53

TP Bullingdon gives me bad creeps

PotterHead1985 · 21/11/2019 20:54

@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow you'll buy a new tv if you break it. And it's not small

Professional Masterchef 2019: Speaking clocks, shocks and stocks
ShirleyPhallus · 21/11/2019 20:55

Has anyone fainted clean away at the thought of Jay in his underpants eating sorbet..

He’s like a sexy, naughty pirate.

BUT he’s looking pretty rotund from the side....

RomaineCalm · 21/11/2019 20:55

ProperVexed - I'll tick the box for Jay eating sorbet in his pants Grin

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BertrandRussell · 21/11/2019 20:55

I like Gregg. I realise that I am alone......

PotterHead1985 · 21/11/2019 20:56

I 'think' Sam is going.

ShirleyPhallus · 21/11/2019 20:56

YES @BertrandRussell come and join me on the Gregg club. Do you wanna see a photo of his legs?

ProperVexed · 21/11/2019 20:57

Very, very alone...outcast.....

PotterHead1985 · 21/11/2019 20:58

Called it. Until next week and final twelve so.

ilovesooty · 21/11/2019 20:59

Poor Sam. Dessert not enough to pull it back.

BigFatLiar · 21/11/2019 20:59

Most of those portions would have me stopping for fish and chips afterwards.

RomaineCalm · 21/11/2019 21:00

Until next week...

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ilovesooty · 21/11/2019 21:00

Shout at Greggg for me on Tuesday people.

ProperVexed · 21/11/2019 21:01

I'll do several for you, Sooty.
Have a good weekend all.

ilovesooty · 21/11/2019 21:06

Thanks @ProperVexed

Pierrettelasanguinaire · 21/11/2019 21:18

Stu wheels out young son and social anxiety
Think I'm gonna spew, Stu...

Does young son trump dead granny generally? What are the values of these cards?

Charley50 · 21/11/2019 21:41

Arvinder is kind of hot. I won't make any smutty sword jokes.

Pierrettelasanguinaire · 21/11/2019 21:46

That wasn't a reflection on his food, the 'spew': that cod with tomato and smokiness - yeah. I'd order that.

Wolfcub · 21/11/2019 22:09

Thank you for the new thread Romaine

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