Professional Masterchef 2019: Speaking clocks, shocks and stocks

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Here we go...

How many will pile everything into the heart?!!?

Evening.

Sorry Monica that looks and sounds grim.

Contestant No 1 and straight onto the faces

Wow so much saffron

Wumman looking old before her time.

25!!!

25 !!

Not a bad attempt

As a veggie I'd be pretty disappointed to get that as a starter.

I had saffron buns for dinner. Feeling on trend.

Greggg with a mouthful of hairy fibre. What a thought

CrimsonCattery You are ShirleyPhallus and I claim my £5

He’s never seen an artichoke 🤦‍♀️

Evening all. He's a lovely looking boy. But never prepped an artichoke before. His name means Blessed. I luf him.

Furry

Patronising twat

Chef who didnt know an artichoke ! ?

Oh dear. He's ended up with a bit of slightly hairy carpet.

I rather like this chap. Not sure what he's done to that artichoke though.

Late to the party but hi everyone. Ooh not going well for this fella is it

Does anyone actually eat artichokes? Who was so hungry, that many years ago worked hard for a whole evening to discover a tiny edible bit?

Yuck grey carpet

Aww he's a trier

Fabulous name though

@ProperVexed I had it once in Venice. Didn't like it at all

Oooh a giant chef

Bloody hell they make em big in Solihull