Professional Masterchef 2019: Speaking clocks, shocks and stocks

[RomaineCalm]

Here we go...

Arbinder has a beautiful face.

Pastry boys grandad was a grocer and Gregggs not here to hear it!!

Chocolate soil DRIIIIIINK

I can imagine Arbinder being very serious about his children's homework.

Shut up Tom.

' Apple and potato working together' sounds like the latest crime-fighting duo.

Who the fuck made Parker Bowles a food critic. Is it cos of who his Mammy is? I wanna be a food critic. How do I become one.

Potter Well, here's a good place to start your new career!

I'm planning a thanksgiving dinner for next Thursday. Three course masterpiece. I'll keep you informed.

Less cooking on the duck and potatoes.

TBP is looking exceedingly ruddy

Need to work out my lobster starter!!!

I can't watch Tom Parker-Bowles without seeing the Harry Enfield character Tim-Nice-But-Dim.

Ah cheers @Halsall, good to know she’s all good. Nice cross-thread detective work too

@RomaineCalm hahahaha brilliant.

His dishes are very pretty.

Just think of me as one half of Apple and Potato, the ace new crime-fighting duo, Shirley

Lot going on there.
Sounds good Potter, just DM your address, we'll bring the booze.

Grace is making cod sound like a sex experience.

@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow welcome as always. Especially if you bring booze. And after three courses we will sit by the fire to watch Masterchef

It's going to be really hard to choose between these.

I’d rather watch Gregg Wallace than Tom PB

TPB does not give off a nice vibe

Prettiest pudding

And throw things at gregg on the telly.