@Horsemad
Thank you. I probably shouldn’t be let near most forms of technology. 
I’m all for supporting your community etc. Hurrah for that.
But the only agenda for Strictly should be learning to dance and feeling the joy of that.
Which is why Chris and Karen are being kept in.
If Mike had been dancing off with MV today I reckon he’d have won by just moving his feet.
I’m not saying she didn’t dance but as Shirl said, it was all about the arms.
I’d have put sooty and sweep on each hand. In sequin t-shirts. And making their paws vogue if I could dance mainly with arms.
But I’m not on strictly and now neither is jv/mv.
And that is a shame.