EASTENDERS 38 - no spoilers. That means NEVER EVER

[Blondeshavemorefun]

Soooooooooo what an exciting 2 episodes

MEL is dead. Didnt expect that after the car crash tho agree would have looked more splattered and squashed , then just a bit of head blood on the road

Few weeks to Xmas - will Phil find out baby isn’t his

Don’t think Louise’s baby is keegans as he said he was a virgin to tiff

Tho when keanu starting dating LOUISE , keegan did say about his left overs so maybe he wasn’t a virgin .....

Would be an amazing twist if baby is black

Ollie. He could be a lot worse not sure why L is so cut olio

Not sure if anything else exciting is happening

Dentist and honey. She stays with him tho cheating

Ben bullying Martin. Needs to stop and Stacey to come back

Are kats kids going to make an appearance soon ?

Bobbys religion

What else have I missed

has Phil insisted on a paternity test? I may have missed an episode.

Keanu is the dad!

that's what I thought and why Sharon disposed of the paperwork from the DNA testing clinic in the mauve carrier bag. That was last seen in the arches.
Ken knows it is his baby too.

Will be a huge twist if the info is wrong and it is Phil's. Or if Keegan did get Lou pregnant after telling his wife she was his first...
It's gone quiet lately so they must be gearing up for a big Christmas story.
This wife swap idea of Micks is a bit strange. Who would put up with him or Linda? ..
( luckily for them Shirley is currently single)
..

No Phil hasn’t

But when shaz wasn’t sure she sent two samples I thought

One of Phil and one of keanu. Think the letter said 100% one wasn’t the dad and 99% the other was

Just wondering if she got the two mixed up when sent them

Linda wasnt reversing /driving fast so quite a bang to the other car

Don’t even know why Linda drove to school

Everyone else walks in the square

Linda has a big 4x4 so maybe even nudge would trash the car.

Boring episode, why did Karen need to borrow money? Her and Mitch are working and Two older kids no longer live at home.

Karen is a bit out of place at the bar. Billy isn't perfect , but he blends in a bit better. She is trying I suppose: has she given up the launderette or doing two jobs now?
Makes me laugh how they walk into jobs without signing any paperwork or even a health and safety talk or video , especially working in a bar with all the lugging they have to do and laws about serving alcohol /etc etc. No , just come along and pretend your Tom Cruise in Cocktail ! Haven't even mentioned wages..
Ruby is so pretty: wasted on Max.
How will Linda hide her car from Mick?
It must have had damage as well.

Can you imagine an episode based around a H&S briefing for a bar job at E20 though? 😂 Worse than the bin story.

' elf and safety ' / Eastenders style;
If someone comes in with a gun, just act brave!
Don't ask any Mitchell for ID.
Give drinks away 'on the house ' at most opportunities ( mostly after a gun siege)

Only 'change the pumps' if it means going to the basement as part of a story line.
Host all weddings , christenings and funerals on the square. Catering is a hit and miss affair.

Amazing that there's always a police officer to hand straight away in the Square. So L and Chan drive to school, no probs with parking?
So much for Mick and L's 'no more secrets' pact.
Who the hell is Edith?
We are supposed to believe Ruby is managing an election campaign? Calling her client 'a tool'?
The contrast between the colour of Sharon's 'hair' and her complexion is becoming eye-watering.

Sharon's face when Lou was upset about Lisa. She does pull some weird expressions.
It must be stressful being her. The worry about Phil and the secrets are huge.
No sign of Denny lately either

Most schools in the east end are within a short walk of where they live. EE should be promoting a healthier lifestyle and getting them walking to school. Chantelle had a big old car too.
Linda is a terrible drunk so I'm not looking forwards to her staggering about or going to rehab!

Though I suppose E20 has security who’s job is it to check ID “in theory”.

Going to Be anotherdepressing Xmas, everyone is lonely depressed or mourning.

Surely Linda will be in local paper as will everyone in local court, especially as landlady they will make an example of.

Ian would be better off using his party money to do something for he community. Free sandwiches at end of day at cafe for homeless or old veg at stall, paying for Xmas tree etc. He didn’t seem to have any plans.

Arrested for driving with a Positive alcohol reading but was there a charge of leaving the scene of an accident ?
She did say she was "gong to leave a note" so admitted it .

Linda is SUCH a pain in the tits. I used to like her, but all she does is screech and whine.

Ooh no Lisa is Queen of The Whingers and Whiners .

Mainly when she talks at Phith.
When he went round to her house , she went into full-on screech mode (Maybe Philth has that affect on people? )

Nobody can ever afford to die, Jay should do a sterling trade with a funeral club. I don’t get the wife swop thing. Even £500 wouldn’t tempt me. Also unfair given some people know each other really well already!

Was linda supposed be meeting the lawyer all day in the cafe?

Laughed at Baby Dots neck chain. Is this what goes as fashion now?? A proper chain and padlock?? The mind boggles.

I guess being over limit is easy to prove and get a conviction where leaving the accident could be argued and lost. Is it a 6m or a 12m ban?

I predict Lou mum will be in hospital soon and why will move back in with Phil and be queuing for the bathroom with only a towel wrapped around him.. the Sharon will go into labour and he have to be there to assist in the usual fashion.

If MEL was renting jacks house who is now paying the £2k + a month

Did MEL have life insurance

Or a will

Or did her assets go to ?

Like the club. Is it now 100% Sharron’s

Would it go to other owner ?

Mel has all the money from the club but she would have to pay for funeral upfront and they don’t have access to her bank account yet. Not sure if she had time to re write her will after hunter and leave it all to Lou instead. I’m guessing Jack let them stay for now.

Ruby owns 100% of the club dosnt she? They both sold her their share?

Someone needs to draw up an EE daily tree to work out who Mel is related to in case she doesn't have a Will. I actually think she is an oddity in that she isn't related to anyone else on the square.

Family tree.

Ir would be a huge uproar if she left everything to Ian Beale (ex DH) to royally scupper the Mitchells ( had a ONS with Phil , while he was with Lisa , arch nemesis Sharon, pretends to be looking after Louise but in reality , just trying to take over the baby . Probably hates Ben because he survived a gunshot and SuperSonias BackStreetPub Lemon-Knife-and-Bic-Pen Pneumothrax operation . I'm sure there's a good reason to hate Denny too )

I didn’t think Sharron sold her share ?

And I’m assuming Will was changed to Louise