EASTENDERS 38 - no spoilers. That means NEVER EVER

[Blondeshavemorefun]

Soooooooooo what an exciting 2 episodes

MEL is dead. Didnt expect that after the car crash tho agree would have looked more splattered and squashed , then just a bit of head blood on the road

Few weeks to Xmas - will Phil find out baby isn’t his

Don’t think Louise’s baby is keegans as he said he was a virgin to tiff

Tho when keanu starting dating LOUISE , keegan did say about his left overs so maybe he wasn’t a virgin .....

Would be an amazing twist if baby is black

Ollie. He could be a lot worse not sure why L is so cut olio

Not sure if anything else exciting is happening

Dentist and honey. She stays with him tho cheating

Ben bullying Martin. Needs to stop and Stacey to come back

Are kats kids going to make an appearance soon ?

Bobbys religion

What else have I missed

Karen's place expands for all these children and Bailey even has her own room! Her place is small. I suppose now ken and Keegan have moved out she might have a bit more space ; do they still have Bronson?
Still tight though.

Hmm yeah haven't seen bronson or lady di in ages have we along with most of the kids!

I think New Head Ricky appeared sometime around Halloween (although he hasn't been seen since). I hope that isn't significant.

They do recycle stories, on classic eastenders they have just had Ricky and Sam go to Gretna green to get married but funnily enough they took 12h to get there!

Ricky and Sam ! Gosh , I forgot they got married I thought he married Tiffany up in Scotland. I'm wrong. They do recycle stories though.

Shame Chantelle didn’t say to therapist he hits me

Know she wanted gray to confess

Who was the therapist ? Looked familiar

I hope gray goes to prison and gets a few whacks when they find out he’s a abuser

Glad shaz is in the clear. Ohio didnt seem that chuffed

I'm not surprised she didn't say anything. I do think the therapist knew though, just from Chantelle's expression of disbelief when Grey didn't say anything.

I don't think Grey will go to the prison - that's not how EE does things. He will be Seen Off by faaaaamily or something.

If chantal kills Gray it'll just be little mo and trevor all over again.

Chantelle will hit him over the head with a golf club iron!...

Not only does Bailey have her own room at Karen's, it is decked out as a fully functioning planetarium. I think Bronson and Lady Di have eloped to Gretna. She will come back pregnant and someone will tell Bronson the pups aint his!

Bailey shares with Bernie.

Bronson and lady di in ' whose the puppies dad' scandal! Those pups will not be that good looking!
Hope

Is it me or does new Ben have it written into his contract that he gets beaten up or punched every single episode!? He's the best one so far tho, he's way better at the manipulative screwed up side of the character than the previous ones. Gray has to meet a grisly end so Karen can be involved, either in it or the cover up, she's fab in either really serious stuff or one bra strap hanging off comedy, I love her. Can wait for Christmas, it's a choice of 1 or all 3 plot lines exploding: Gray or the 2 pregnancies.

Have I missed one? Who’s nearly dead or died? Who was that in court???

Poor Keagan

Akire - it was someone we'd never heard of before who'd perverted the course of justice and caused an innocent woman to spend years in jail for murder. Baby barrister was obviously emotionally involved, but they shoehorned that into the programme with all the subtlety of a Donald Trump tweet!

Thanks! The washing machine was on spin and missed parts. I forgot who baby barrister was. I get him and grey mixed up.

Will Stacey come back now? Honesty they could not bothered with while confusion story line and just have Martin to go off and get her for 3months instead.

Why have they left Mr (I’m dead) grumpy man story just end like that?

Yes, it was just a plot device to advance the Whitney story. Now Uncle Jack knows he's a baddie.

Have they got new writers as everything seems all over the place atm, Jean mentioned something secret to Kush so maybe Stacey is hiding in the kiddie cupboard now? Patrick also magically reappeared with no sign of Ted last night. I'm not sure what Ben's up to with Karen's loan repayments either - unless they're building that into the Shazza Keanu story?

The camera angles and general feel to the programme is different these days.
Would Jack be allowed to wander around and go in the local now his a cop again?
Tiffany and her blooming ' roast with the trimmings' , with what money ? I know Karen did give Keegan some but buying roast ingredients for others isn't cheap! Ok just for Two of them but feeding everyone to prove a point is silly.
They need an income of some sort first. She is still at college and not earning.
I missed a bit with Leo in court. Funny how Max is in the pub ; does he work and who has Abi?
Gray is awful ; I hiss at the screen when his about!

I loved the guy buying Ruby a drink and saying he thought max was her dad! Also jack pissing himself laughing when ruby told him about it!

I noticed another new camera angle last night - they shot low and in through the Cafe window when Jack was in there. I don't remember them ever doing that before.

It's odd how these things stand out 😂

I think Grey is a great character - he's done it really well. He's both really likeable and, if you know the truth, despicable and scary.