EASTENDERS 38 - no spoilers. That means NEVER EVER

[Blondeshavemorefun]

Soooooooooo what an exciting 2 episodes

MEL is dead. Didnt expect that after the car crash tho agree would have looked more splattered and squashed , then just a bit of head blood on the road

Few weeks to Xmas - will Phil find out baby isn’t his

Don’t think Louise’s baby is keegans as he said he was a virgin to tiff

Tho when keanu starting dating LOUISE , keegan did say about his left overs so maybe he wasn’t a virgin .....

Would be an amazing twist if baby is black

Ollie. He could be a lot worse not sure why L is so cut olio

Not sure if anything else exciting is happening

Dentist and honey. She stays with him tho cheating

Ben bullying Martin. Needs to stop and Stacey to come back

Are kats kids going to make an appearance soon ?

Bobbys religion

What else have I missed

Gray and Leo are surprisingly good actors.
Chantelle is a bit '
Rabbit in the head lights' at times but overall they act it well. Better than Danny Dyer , although his scenes with Ollie have been touching lately.
Ben has really grown on me though : he reminds me a modern day Scrooge. I hated him at first. I hope Stacey can return.

Iknow, Ted has gone to Jamaica or somewhere with that mum of Patrick's wife ( can't remember her name) I don't think the actor is coming back though ( I read it somewhere that he isn't returning to the soap)
Tiff and Keegan are living in Teds flat now.
Sub letting!!

Chantelle really can’t act. I know I shouldn’t comment on body shape but she is painfully thin.
When she told Gray she would never leave him the look on his face was really scary.

Chantelle is very slender. I am envious as I was as thin as that once ( long long time ago)
I'm sure she has lost weight since she first came into the soap though.
She could be a model.
Gray is nice looking but now we know his a sleaze bag i can only see how ugly he is!
It's a shame she doesn't leave him. He doesn't deserve her.

I have to say that if I had to pick out Chantelle's parents, it wouldn't be Karen and Mitch! Nothing against either of them but...!

Soup, it is a stretch to have Mitch and Karen as Chan's parents! They usually try to get some kind of resemblance with the actors but with Karen's clan they have chosen good looking actors : Karen and Mitch are fairly ordinary looking ( but have personality) but Chan , Keanu and Keegan are all very attractive. Bernie is also nice looking , but not in the others league (nice girl though)
The Taylors are an odd bunch indeed!!

They are indeed :)

Max just referred to Stuart as Uncle Fester. They really do read this!!

I thought the same lazy!

I think the writers come on here too. ( I'm not one of them)
Poor Max : mostly women fall at his feet!

Max just proposed while still wearing his wedding ring!

Who is max married to, rainie?

Now I we what you mean about the camera angles. Oh let’s go behind a light, a shelf, glasses. Really no it’s not GSCE film making. What’s with the tube line shadow at Ian’s that’s never happened ever.

Good point about the ring, isn’t he still married to Raine? Why was Ian looking sad and suprised? Thought he be delighted Max was made a fool of.

The filming is being done by students. It's the only thing I can think as to why it's gone all strange and high up cameras in the cafe.
This is a soap! We don't need fancy camera angles and music and odd effects.
So Stacey has a new lover already! Fast worker. I loved how Martin could pour his own drinks in a bar. As if.

Given a shot is about £6 in a pub never mind a bar he Be paying about £300 for the bottle! I wonder if Martin will know become the Gangster Guy on the square. (GGOTS) just when we were hoping for an end to that. Though didn’t we have a Xmas where money lenders tried to take Karen for everything when she first joined?

Wow. Stacey's doing well for herself isn't she?!👌🏻

Obviously Stacey dragged her red dress and heels out her suitcase , paid for some childcare and found herself a new love interest very quickly. One willing to take on three children by three different dads and her slightly dubious background. She is a Slater through and through. Martin will go even more ' rouge' now.

I'm so pleased that Ruby didn't say yes to Max in fact I'm ecstatic ! Go Ruby ; not always the most likeable character on the square but proving you can go it alone and be independent of a man , plus she is giving Karen a chance too.
Let's hope Max doesn't wear her down.
He can be persuasive.
It was nice to see Abi although she looked a bit young for a nearly two year old.

I thought that about baby abi, only really non walking babies are happy standing up in playpen and she’s nearly two?? I don’t think we have ever seen her walk or even properly dressed yet not babygrows.

As single parent Stacey would get help with rent and benefits so not sure why she would ditch all that and rely on a new bloke less than month after being single! So well off single dad who can support two families on a part time wage (from doing the school run). Yes really realistic.

Why did Ruby say she is a single mum? When she currently has been living with Bloke for last few months who is dad to 2 of her kids?

Stacey could always find a man. She is a bit like Max in the ' everyone falls in love with me' bracket.
I wonder if she will come back?

Can I add that I was the first to mention that stu looker like uncle fester

I was so shocked to hear Max call Stu Uncle Fester! Blondes coined it first. Makes me think the writers are mumsnetters.

And yes Stacey found a man quickly

Sad tho. They were the one couple that managed to overcome everything affairs mental heath

I've been pondering, and I have had a thought that maybe neither of the babies are Ken's? One could be phils the other keegan's?

The clinic said that Phil was the dad

Only way that could Be if shaz got Phil and keanu sample mixed up as dad and possible dad

I did say the the other week what if Louise’s baby was born black ........ and was really keegans

Tho why ruin keeg and tiff true love