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Professional Masterchef 2019: Chefs who can cook things properly are rare.

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GrouchyKiwi · 12/11/2019 20:31

First thread.

Will anyone manage to cook anything all the way through?

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OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 19/11/2019 20:11

Yeah, it might be ok on the cap d'antibes but not for our marcus.

FairiesontheSwing · 19/11/2019 20:11

Oh I like Alice. Hope she does well.

jay55 · 19/11/2019 20:12

I feel for those doing this test, a world away from fucking up spatchcock.

I mean I would feel for them if they didn't get paid to cook.

Halsall · 19/11/2019 20:12

Oh dear. She doesn't know what it is Sad

BIWI · 19/11/2019 20:13

How can you not know what a croque monsieur is?

And she's cocking up the roux as well!

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 19/11/2019 20:13

Yeah she seems nice. A bit nervy.

PotterHead1985 · 19/11/2019 20:14

SIDE salad Alice

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 19/11/2019 20:14

Salad in the sandwich?

GrouchyKiwi · 19/11/2019 20:14

Ew. Lumpy sauce. Alas, Alice.

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BIWI · 19/11/2019 20:15

And yet again, how can these be professional chefs?!

ProperVexed · 19/11/2019 20:15

Joyful Alice can't make a toasted sandwich. Such a shame

PotterHead1985 · 19/11/2019 20:15

Ooh navy boy

Halsall · 19/11/2019 20:15

Blimey. These initial tests are like pulling nails out this time round. I can understand people not having encountered razor clams before but.... a toasted sandwich???

GrouchyKiwi · 19/11/2019 20:16

I always like the military chefs.

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ProperVexed · 19/11/2019 20:16

Well, if a Navy cook can't make one the nation is doomed.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 19/11/2019 20:16

Another tough paper round. He looks like a bigger Kirk from corrie.

PotterHead1985 · 19/11/2019 20:17

Monica's face

PotterHead1985 · 19/11/2019 20:18

Christ the look of that

Footle · 19/11/2019 20:18

Fuxake man, dump 3/4 of the roux

Halsall · 19/11/2019 20:18

I've had croques monsieur with the sauce on the top so technically I think that can be correct

GrouchyKiwi · 19/11/2019 20:19

Giggling at the amount of sauce he's making. That's how my cooking used to be, growing up as one of 7 children. Took me ages to work out portion size when I was cooking just for me (and then DH and me).

Navy Chef's sandwich is a decent effort.

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OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 19/11/2019 20:19

Well. To misquote Morecambe and wise, I'm doing all the right things, not necessarily in the right order.

PotterHead1985 · 19/11/2019 20:19

Where the hell did they drag the chefs from this season???!!!

jay55 · 19/11/2019 20:19

Best of the three.

ProperVexed · 19/11/2019 20:19

Best effort so far, if a bit agricultural

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