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Professional Masterchef 2019: KLAXON

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GrouchyKiwi · 23/10/2019 18:41

The new series starts on Tuesday 5 November at 8pm, BBC2!

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ilovesooty · 07/11/2019 20:57

Oh dear. Without that ice cream she might have been ok.

RomaineCalm · 07/11/2019 20:57

Sorry to see Yaz go. She came across really well but made a very bad decision with that ice cream.

PotterHead1985 · 07/11/2019 20:58

What time next week?

ilovesooty · 07/11/2019 20:58

I spotted a glorious beard in store.

ProperVexed · 07/11/2019 20:59

Until next time then. Have a great weekend everyone.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 07/11/2019 20:59

Yay for the wimmins!
Ah first siting of the trendy beardy tattooed chef!

ilovesooty · 07/11/2019 21:00

Tuesday at 8. I'm going to keep missing it. My Spanish class doesn't end till 8.30.

PotterHead1985 · 07/11/2019 21:01

Enjoy yizzer weekends. See ya Tuesday

patm99 · 07/11/2019 21:06

In this group I think that Olivia is the one to beat. However Yaz just didn't see that Tobacco ice cream should never be a thing

ILikePaperHats · 07/11/2019 21:37

Grave Dent may not have tried tobacco ice cream before but I bet she's had some crafty fags behind the bike sheds in her time

HisBetterHalf · 07/11/2019 22:22

They need to change the same old critics. They are boring and pretentious and it spoils the programme.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 07/11/2019 22:46

I wasted a Gregggg-free evening?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

BertrandRussell · 08/11/2019 10:05

I do hope Jay Rayner makes an appearance- #unlikelycrush

Trewser · 08/11/2019 10:06

I like the Great British Menu critics.

BertrandRussell · 08/11/2019 10:15

I still remember in the NHS Great British Menu there was a doctor on the panel who was so lovely- so excited and enthusiastic about her dinner! I wish I remember her name. And Loyle Carner of course. I’m considering organising an arranged marriage between and my daughter.

Trewser · 08/11/2019 10:17

You'll have to fight me for him as dd2 wants him. I remember that one. The NHS one was brill. The music one not so much although we still talk about Krays roxy music pudding

TSSDNCOP · 09/11/2019 12:22

As Grace described the tobacco ice cream my mouth did a sort of ack thing. That would be an indescribably disgusting thing to put in your mouth in the guise of ice cream.

Footle · 11/11/2019 21:34

Just caught up with Thursday. It was so delightful without Gregg that I have decided not to bully him any more. I'm going to pretend he's left the show.
Gregg who?

PotterHead1985 · 12/11/2019 19:14

So I wonder what tonight's group will be like.

ShirleyPhallus · 12/11/2019 19:30

I’ve been a terrible Mastercheffian but am signing in ready for tonight!

fourquenelles · 12/11/2019 19:38

I'll join you on the early bench Shirley but keep your etchings of Gregggggggggggg to yourself please.

ProperVexed · 12/11/2019 19:59

Evening all. Here we go. Just getting an early one in....fuck off, Greggggg

Flouncysinatra · 12/11/2019 20:00

I’m putting money on a ridiculously easy test from Marcus tonight... BLT or similar

jay55 · 12/11/2019 20:00

Evening, I hope they cook lots of nice hot food. No ceviche or salad I'm fucking freezing.

fourquenelles · 12/11/2019 20:02

Argument against having a big screen TV seeing that egg shaped sweaty head leering out at me. Ugh

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