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Professional Masterchef 2019: KLAXON

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GrouchyKiwi · 23/10/2019 18:41

The new series starts on Tuesday 5 November at 8pm, BBC2!

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fourquenelles · 07/11/2019 20:31

I like a big, hairy Frenchman who can cook. Oops, did I say that out loud?

littlbrowndog · 07/11/2019 20:31

Oh no clafoutis buggered

ilovesooty · 07/11/2019 20:31

He's flapping.

GrouchyKiwi · 07/11/2019 20:31

Come on Yann. Let's not have a clafoutis disaster.

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ProperVexed · 07/11/2019 20:31

four I concur

ilovesooty · 07/11/2019 20:31

Come on Yas.

buttonup26 · 07/11/2019 20:31

My ex professional chef DH is here tonight and is doing a running commentary - quite annoying .....

GrouchyKiwi · 07/11/2019 20:32

Tobacco ice cream?!

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Halsall · 07/11/2019 20:32

Potter Shock[shockShock

fourquenelles · 07/11/2019 20:32

Yeuk fucking tobacco ice cream? No no no. And its nicotine coloured too.

ProperVexed · 07/11/2019 20:32

Tobacco ice cream? Seriously?

PotterHead1985 · 07/11/2019 20:32

I LOVE tart tatain ?sp? But tobacco ice cream?!? Shock

GrouchyKiwi · 07/11/2019 20:32

I can see why it's called a monkfish. Ugly bugger.

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PotterHead1985 · 07/11/2019 20:33

Fuck off shitwell

ilovesooty · 07/11/2019 20:33

DO NOT DISAPPOINT SHITWELL!!!

GrouchyKiwi · 07/11/2019 20:33

Don't be such a fibber, Sitwell. You love being disappointed, you love having a big whinge about food.

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unique1986 · 07/11/2019 20:33

Not sure when Grace Dent became a food critic.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 07/11/2019 20:34

TOBACCO,! Fucking tobacco? Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?

GrouchyKiwi · 07/11/2019 20:34
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ilovesooty · 07/11/2019 20:34

It looks beige.

littlbrowndog · 07/11/2019 20:34

Them scallops don5 look cooked

GrouchyKiwi · 07/11/2019 20:35

I found Grace very annoying when she first started on the show but I quite like her now. She says less pretentious stuff than most of them and often appears sloshed, which is enjoyable.

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Halsall · 07/11/2019 20:35

Cauli 100 ways

PotterHead1985 · 07/11/2019 20:35

But Shitwell. But???

PotterHead1985 · 07/11/2019 20:36

That yes sounded like a NO Freddie