Professional Masterchef 2019: KLAXON

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The new series starts on Tuesday 5 November at 8pm, BBC2!

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Yann's dish looks bogging too. How do you choose between so many horrible dishes?

Hmmm. Not a great round for most. Darn that pesky rice!

How can Yann go through when the main element - rice- wasn't cooked

How can a roomful of chefs fuck up rice like this?

@GrouchyKiwi EXACTLY.

Buhbyeeeee Spoony-teef and Curly

Beggars belief! Call themselves professional

You would not have thought that making a rice dish would have been so hard for chefs!

Urgh. Shitwell. We can shout at him

I'm delighted spoony was defeated. Thought he'd be in for ages after yesterday.

And if rice cooking is that hard they need some frozen microwave packs ( not that I have ever used them, oh no, not I)

Scallops and cauliflower. Vom.

I DONT like cauliflower. Thank god im not eating it

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Cauliflower, so 2018

I love cauliflower. It's only nice when not overcooked, though. Quite tasty raw too.

I love scallops and cauliflower!!

Oh dear. Death by soo veed.

They all have annoying voices.

Olivia wants to tell them to fuck off and let her cook.

Scallops and cauli. Just why

Never mistreat your monkfish, kids.

It will find you.

And it will KILL you.

I do love scallops, and cauli. Not sure about together, but too sweet.

Granny again.

Frenchy is making a jus. That'll make it all better.

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