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Professional Masterchef 2019: KLAXON

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GrouchyKiwi · 23/10/2019 18:41

The new series starts on Tuesday 5 November at 8pm, BBC2!

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TheDogsMother · 06/11/2019 20:48

Ah Schaden. Noted

fourquenelles · 06/11/2019 20:49

Maybe not

Professional Masterchef 2019: KLAXON
PotterHead1985 · 06/11/2019 20:49

I've misplaced my mandolin. In my kitchen that isn't hard. So many appliances and utensils, so little space.

'Nice'. Death knell word in cookery!!

SchadenfreudePersonified · 06/11/2019 20:49

He's got the look of a toothy Alun Armstrong about him

TheDogsMother · 06/11/2019 20:50

Think Andy is going home

Footle · 06/11/2019 20:50

Sorry Andy

PotterHead1985 · 06/11/2019 20:50

Chicken sauce with fish?!?

GrouchyKiwi · 06/11/2019 20:50

Olivia's dish looks delicious.

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RomaineCalm · 06/11/2019 20:50

fourq - that is the stuff of nightmares. Shock

ProperVexed · 06/11/2019 20:50

If my DC held a fork like Greggg I would send them from the table. This is the BBC...where are the standards?

Halsall · 06/11/2019 20:51

What's with the 'charred' everything this time round? It's the new soil, foam and crumb, folks.

TheDogsMother · 06/11/2019 20:51

Olivia stays

ilovesooty · 06/11/2019 20:51

Well done Olivia.

Wolfcub · 06/11/2019 20:51

My mandolin had one of those things you hold the thing you are slicing in - they are evil

SchadenfreudePersonified · 06/11/2019 20:51

Damned with faint praise . . .

jay55 · 06/11/2019 20:51

Yay for Olivia!
I love how Marcus's whole posture changes when someone gets it right.

TheDogsMother · 06/11/2019 20:52

That's looking a bit bloody

PotterHead1985 · 06/11/2019 20:52

Eww not cooked

ilovesooty · 06/11/2019 20:52

Baaa...

Footle · 06/11/2019 20:52

I'd love that, Olivia.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 06/11/2019 20:53

The ArE evil Wolf

I defy anyone not to lose at least part of a finger.

ProperVexed · 06/11/2019 20:53

Is it me or is the voice over chap taking the piss with an overly sexy drawl. He doesn't sound like he usually does.

GrouchyKiwi · 06/11/2019 20:53

This is tough. Olivia, Spoony and maybe Michael?

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PotterHead1985 · 06/11/2019 20:53

Some right disasters in today's bunch, to say they are already professionals ShockConfused

RomaineCalm · 06/11/2019 20:53

Not sure whether to laugh or cry at DH's comment that "Captain Corelli's Mandolin must be a book about a crap chef in Greece."