On the third week of The Apprentice the contestants gave to me

[dillite]

A se-e-xism maaa-ster-claaaaasss

Is that guy a marketing expert? He never said.

Solomon is really irritating me this week. So negative.

I will use this phrase daily

I love how they pitch stuff before finding the feedback from the focus groups first

They’re both awful!

I think the unicorn looks like a better product then the turtle to be fair. The functions of the turtle are completely babyish not to mention the cringe advert

Poundland Lucifer is so proud of his video

I think Pamela might go for ignoring the obvious skills in her team

I thought John Lewis had more than 50 shops

I always think it's a bit backward how they do the market research during the pitch. Surely it should be market research then pitch

God I miss the days of Pants Man and the rather dishy Geordie

Copies of Franklin the turtle and mlp unicorns - how imaginative!

Thomas, put a sock in it FFS!

The man they were pitching to was rather fit

I would have done something to do with the environment. A toy that also had a purpose. It's a bit more current and useful and not bloody sparkly

The slime with the unicorn is a thimble full haha

The poor guys from JL look as if they’re trying not to laugh!

Both toys are absolute crap.

I love the kids calling them out on stereotypes and the whole shit concept

peppina he was rather easy on the eye for sure

Those kids are brutally honest

Cute kids!

Ayesha's voice is so annoying.

Solomon, fuck off

As is Solomon's constant complaining

My son would love the turtle.
But then my son is ASD with SLD and hard of hearing with an auditory stim - the idea of a toy that repeats phrases, which attaches to his hand so that he can lift it close to his ear, is perfect for him!

Pamela is so going this week when they lose

Solomon needs to go he is so negative like PP said he makes no input himself