On the third week of The Apprentice the contestants gave to me

[dillite]

A se-e-xism maaa-ster-claaaaasss

Riyoon does look like Lucifer😂 is it the same guy from Miranda as well😂

Sub-Y9 Media Studies adverts again

unicorns & slime is rubbish and unimaginative

tommy the talking turtle sounds more suitable for 4 year olds.

Aren't unicorns a bit ummm passé ????

Love child between a My Little Pony and a unicorn

These products and adverts are very baby ish for 6-8 year olds?! They need to go more electronic I think

peppi yes it is. That's Tom Ellis.

A girl needs to go this week for sure

The thought of Thomas' voice in a kids' toy is quite horrific

So the energy company team have redesigned My Little Pony and the trade union has come up with a low rent Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle. I’m not rating either capitalism or socialism here...

Germoline then

That turtle is going to sound like he was smoking 60-a-day whilst traveling that ocean

@dillite I can't unsee it now haha

I want to hear Lottie in the Boardroom, I think she'd be a lethal back stabber

God imagine this shite for an 8 year old

Germolene - brilliant

Where is the slime? Do you squeeze the unicorn and it comes out of some orifice or other?!

I have a 9-year old and well.... yeah, not a chance

Tommy the chain smoking turtle vs Pinky the Slimeless Pony

I don't know what either of the toys are/do?!?!

I said to my df is her name Germolene??? And was like it can't be

I think the turtle is the sort that swims in plastic infested waters😨😨

Solomon seems to have a lot of criticism and 0 contribution

Fantastic logic there from Wednesday about how it's a unicorn not a my little pony so doesn't matter

What's not fun about 'avin a turtle that lives on yer 'and?

I will use this phrase daily

Please let Ryan Mark pitch. I need a larf