On the third week of The Apprentice the contestants gave to me

[dillite]

A se-e-xism maaa-ster-claaaaasss

I am scared I will cringe myself inside out tonight

I feel like I should be drinking tonight but I am too man flu riddled to drink. So I shall suffer and cringe and rage on here instead.

Um, I think they're making just kids' toys.

Or did I miss something in last week's trailer [shocked]

I reckon the teams will be mixed tonight.

which exactly. They are making kids toys. There's going to be a sparkly pink pony. I might be wrong and they will produce something that's gender neutral and not stereotypical. But I am holding 0 hope for that.

Someone will say 'gender neutral' but they'll end up with pink shit anyway on the grounds that boys can choooose it. Or Lottie makes a two spirit frost penguin.

Ooooh, didn't realise there was an apprentice thread... what fresh horror will they bring us tonight?
Sat poised

Can’t wait

Here we go!

Betcha boys win this week, or they'll be really down on numbers! Agree they will probably mix them up...

It has gotten remarkably light outside in 20 minutes

I don’t understand why they use the random locations

Maybe they will pick team names this week

To advertise the sponsors of the show, perhaps?

Why are they in a wardrobe?

Here come the terrible team names

Plastic sexist tat here we come ...

Finally team names! Empower. Unison. Woooooooo.

Karen looks uncomfortable sat on a box.

So one team is calling themselves after an energy company and the other after a trade union.

Riyonn is Poundland Lucifer to me from now on. That's all I see when I see him speak.

Why on earth did they vote for the big market bloke instead of the one with experience...

Here we go! A girls unicorn.

He knows "the slime market"

Did Pamela exist before this week?

Lottie is incredibly irritating