Sleb Masterchef Thread 2. In which we talk amongst ourselves, mostly.

[Halsall]

We can chat about anything we like, and possibly, occasionally, maybe discuss the fairly crap contestants.

Evening all!

Is this a good time to mention that Jay Rayner was just as lovely in real life and his stand up show was very funny.

Potter - definitely recommend it if you get chance to go.

Mushroom goop sounds awful. But the rest looked good until he sprinkled on the burnt stuff.

I think she changed last year fourqs didn't seem as harsh

I think Greg is real winner material.

Greg R may have found his 2nd career

That skin DOESNT look crisp

Shut up GREGGGGG

Ok now it does. Mind he cooked 4 duck and it looks like he used one!!

I like Dom, I want him to do well, but could be too sweet for them all

I think there might be more wrong with Dom's dish than Vicky's.

Ah lads. These guys were beyond coached. To all come up with food and presentation like that out of nowhere!!
They must have thought the ratings would tank.

but why is Vicky constantly gurning? Does she have veneers that are too big for her mouth or something?

Its not just the gurning. She's also trying to appear childlike in order to make it appear that whatever she serves up is great because it came from an oversized 8 year old schoolgirl and not a grown woman.

The deliberate wiping of her nose on her cuff whilst gurning like little girl lost in the playground is pathetic

This is a tough call.

Anyone wanna call it? Dom or Vicky?
I think Dom is going.

Me too Potter Dom to go

So do I.

Agree it'll be Dom

Ah booo. More gurning ahoy.

Shame

Cheerio!

Sorry to lose Dom although probably the right decision.

Vicky looks like she has necked a load of pills

@RomaineCalm the amount I drank last night I'm surprised I didn't walk into a wall. I would have rather lost her but not surprised.

Monica!!!!!!!!

Oooh Monica. The poor bastards!!

It's Monica!!!!!! Hurrah!